Conservatives say stupid shit

[Stephen Maturin]

Just when you thought we were long past the "Rod who?" stage, this shit happens.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Jacob Wohl Says He’ll Enlist if Trump Attacks Iran June 2019

[Stephen Maturin]

Condolences to anyone who resides in this dipshit's district.

[BrotherMan]

I wonder if the honorable representative would be upset if a male reporter suggested he could have fun at an all girl's preparatory school. Or if a male reporter suggested he could have fun at the all boy's school.

I'm just asking questions.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dennis Prager defends Trump's Access Hollywood sexual assault comments, claiming what people say privately "is not an accurate indicator of a person's character" pic.twitter.com/o30Oi01BfJ

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) January 17, 2020

Pressed on whether it was appropriate for Trump to ask Ukraine and China to investigate the Bidens, Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.) said on ABC's "This Week" that the president is a "human" and that "things happen." https://t.co/CKGHhIS19z

— Axios (@axios) January 19, 2020

Richard Shelby, curious Russia ally: Only two senators didn't vote to protect US citizens from Putin | Salon.com

[BrotherMan]

As pea and Matlock will attest, the cutesy doodle things I say to ZZ in no way reflects who I am as a real person on the internet.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

NPR's Mary Louise Kelly says the following happened after the interview in which she asked some tough questions to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. pic.twitter.com/cRTb71fZvX

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 24, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Pro life.

“We command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now” — Special Adviser to the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative Paula White pic.twitter.com/gtdZyGfkxy

— Guthrie Graves-Fitzsimmons (@GuthrieGF) January 25, 2020

Originally Posted by 1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

[Pyrrho]

Great. Now it's "going viral" and she'll profit from the con artist garbage even more than ever. I doubt that people such as her believe one whit of the absolute nonsense they spew. Her act has all the classic tropes of American revival show antics. What's next? Barking the Devil out of the tree?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Just insane stuff happening on Lou Dobbs tonight pic.twitter.com/2RD8A3CpS4

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) January 28, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Pyrrho

Great. Now it's "going viral" and she'll profit from the con artist garbage even more than ever.

That's going to happen anyway hy virtue of being part of the clown show in the White House. Regardless of whose party is in power most people there in any capacity get a book deal or other means of securing a bag of cash.

Best to shine a light on the nutbaggery.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Pro life.

“We command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now” — Special Adviser to the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative Paula White pic.twitter.com/gtdZyGfkxy

— Guthrie Graves-Fitzsimmons (@GuthrieGF) January 25, 2020

Extra viral.

Satanist’s Open Letter Reply to Trump’s Spiritual Adviser’s Comments Regarding Satanic Pregnancies | Lucien Greaves

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Yeah, nah.

Evangelical pastor: Jesus would have 'beat the crap' out of John Bolton | TheHill

Joel Osteen tho...

[Stephen Maturin]

Thanks to Rodney Howard-Browne for reminding me of the Jesus v. Santa scene from The Spirit of Christmas.

South Park S00E02 The Spirit of Christmas...

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

'Maybe we don't know who we are anymore': Strategists weigh in on Conservatives' leadership contest - CBC

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This is real. This is a real-life post by an anti-abortion activist. You can’t make this shit up. pic.twitter.com/wDjmU2ZHyh

— Hayley Farless (@hayleyfarless) February 3, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Leopard Accidentally Eats Own Face - Virginia GOP delegate tries to kill own bill to remove Democratic segregationist statue after Democrats support the bill : LeopardsAteMyFace

[Kyuss Apollo]

Rush Limbaugh in His Own Words: A collection of comments from the latest recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.


For my tastes, Rush Limbaugh can't die fast enough or in too much pain.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Some gross shit in there.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Good enough spot:


Roman mosaic of leopard eating someone's face : LeopardsAteMyFace

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I too am disgusted by those who raise money from desperate, low-income people. pic.twitter.com/LZKOYMOCYv

— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) February 16, 2020

From my dms let me assure you that a lot of desperate low income people are not fans of criticism

— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) February 16, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

pic.twitter.com/6KwY92jKQs

— Matthew Worden (@MattTheRurouni) February 13, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Spot the dog whistle from the Premier of Alberta:

They are not “Wet’suwet’en supporters,” @CBCNews.

They are Wet’suwet’en opponents.

They are leftists engaged in illegal activity to thwart the democratic will of the Wet’suwet’en as expressed by their elected government following years of consultation with their people. https://t.co/r4ZVccpncD

— Jason Kenney (@jkenney) February 15, 2020

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Spot the dog whistle from the Premier of Alberta:

I'm unclear: was it 'leftist'? or 'thwart'? or 'democratic will'? or 'elected government'? or 'years of consultation'?

[SR71]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

'Maybe we don't know who we are anymore': Strategists weigh in on Conservatives' leadership contest - CBC

American consies have had a three year long opposite day. It's pretty weird. Suddenly consorting with KGB alumni is good form, inviting foreign interference in elections is A OK, buddying up to dictators is good form, and sniveling like a twelve year old about how everything is so unfair, is totes en vogue. What happened to the anti commie hardasses constantly kvetching about election fraud and saying shit like "whoever said the world was fair"?