Am I Press?

[Stormlight]

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by Brimshack

...and you had no hand in that now, did you?

--J.D.

[livius drusus]

Update: National Geographic Publishing asked me to review a new book of theirs. (It's called Vampire Forensics and is about both vampire folklore and how it manifests in archaeological finds. I was on that like stank on sheeit, needless to say.) They gave me an FTP account so I could download it and my id is "press".

[Ymir's blood]

Vampires tend to manifest in archaeological finds after someone thoughtlessly disturbs the stake.