Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Oh please, we all know the truth, you are really socialize murdering your old to grind up and feed to the young.
Ultimate Socialist medicine is when you use all of the Human.
Besides, there's not enough info to dig into, the more it froths your whistle, the more correct it is!
Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
A Dutch newspaper had a fake interview with Santorum (in a series of fake interviews over a cup of espresso):
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During a forum debate in Missouri Rick Santorum said that ten percent of all deaths in the Netherlands are caused by euthanasia. "That's why senior citizens are afraid to go to the hospital, your chances of staying alive are better if you stay at home with pneumonia". What does he think about euthanasia for homosexual senior citizens? "I am opposed to both homosexuality and euthanasia," Santorum responds. "But I think euthanasia and homosexuality go pretty well together".
I am very sad to report that Watser? has been involuntarily euthanized, by order of Her Majesty Beatrix, by the grace of God, Queen of the Netherlands, Princess of Orange-Nassau, etc., etc., etc. Long live the Queen.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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I am very sad to report that Watser? has been involuntarily euthanized, by order of Her Majesty Beatrix, by the grace of God, Queen of the Netherlands, Princess of Orange-Nassau, etc., etc., etc. Long live the Queen.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we need someone who understands, who comes from the coal fields, who comes from the steel mills, who understands what average working people in America need to be able to provide for themselves and their families," Santorum said to a crowd of about 500 people in the Democratic-leaning eastern edge of the state.
Yeah, well, if people really want a candidate who "comes from the coal fields" they'll need to look beyond Santorum:
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Santorum's claim to have come "from the coal fields" is a stretch - by two generations. He has never worked in a coal mine. His parents' professions were psychologist and nurse, and Santorum is a lawyer who has spent all of his adult life in politics.
Also, it's you, Democrats. You are t3h anti-science.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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I am very sad to report that Watser? has been involuntarily euthanized, by order of Her Majesty Beatrix, by the grace of God, Queen of the Netherlands, Princess of Orange-Nassau, etc., etc., etc. Long live the Queen.
Wow, euthanasia by homosexuality seems like a hard way to go.
Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Smart man, your dad.
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ETA: The article has this sentence: Volgens de man met de on-googlebare naam is euthanasie in Nederland lang niet altijd vrijwillig. Euthanasia in the Netherlands is not voluntary in a lot of cases, according to the man whose name is un-googleable.
In other news, God decided to allow an estranged boyfriend to shoot and kill his ex-girlfriend and her infant daughter in Cleveland last week. Because Presidential candidates are almost as important as American football quarterbacks.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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I love it. Let's keep giving them more rope. I want to see how far they'll take it.
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum on Wednesday suggested that President Barack Obama wanted to every kid to go to college so they could be brainwashed into being a liberal.
Speaking to a large crowd at the conservative Americans for Prosperity Presidential forum here, Santorum said he planned to "talk to minority communities, not about giving them food stamps and government dependency, but about creating jobs so that they can participate in the rise of this country."
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“Well, yes, absolutely,” Santorum replied. “To say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes you throw up. What kind of country do we live that says only people of non-faith can come into the public square and make their case? That makes me throw up.”
Except that Kennedy never said such a thing, and today, nobody else is, either.
I suppose we're lucky that Santorum is campaigning against a dead President. Much easier than campaigning against live ones.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
That test isn't actually all that difficult. Khamenei is way more eloquent than Santorum so most of them are pretty obvious. If not for the difference in rhetoric styles most of them would probably be impossible though (the socialism one still stands out because Santorum wouldn't say anything anywhere near that favourable to socialism).
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