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08-11-2014, 08:30 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
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Okay, phew! Maybe in the next 10 years I'll learn math and take up cigarettes.
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Good plan. Smoking cigarettes should make up for the loss of coolness that learning math entails.
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08-25-2014, 02:47 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
It's not birtherism but it's a birther. Obama’s intention is to melt down the gold in America and redistribute it to his people.
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Yes, Mr. President and Mr. Attorney General, whites, Christians and Jews have rights, too, and you either must treat them as equal to blacks or pay the legal price.
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08-25-2014, 06:20 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
What rock did they crawl out from under?
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08-26-2014, 04:47 AM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
I read the name as "Larry Klansman", and I'm still not sure that reading isn't more accurate. WHERE'S HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
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08-26-2014, 05:17 AM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
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Obama’s hatred of Christians, Jews and whites in general is more nuanced ...
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"nuanced" lol
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I am not a racist ... But ...
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Incriminating denial double-lol
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10-03-2014, 11:40 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
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It's not birtherism but it's a birther.
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Lest anyone think otherwise, Larry Klayman is still very much into birtherism. Yesterday he petitioned various components of the Department of Homeland Security to have Obama deported. The petition comes from Klayman's organization Freedom Watch, which Wonkette correctly describes as "basically just Larry Klayman and the braying voices ricocheting around inside his skull."
The petition is useful as a near-comprehensive compendium of birfer lunacy dating all the way back to 2007. We see references to Joe Arpaio and his idiot cold case posse investigator, Mike Zullo, along with e-books from WorldNutDaily shill Jerome Corsi, and even a 2009 affidavit from Lucas Daniel Smith. Some of y'all may remember that Orly Taitz "discovered" Smith and was sure he'd bring down the Obama presidency. Disappointment reigned when Smith tried to sell the real, true Obama Kenyan birth certificate on Ebay and signed a declaration describing in nauseating detail Orly's extramarital sexual escapades with her "paralegal," the permanently disbarred Charles Edward Lincoln III. Oh, the memories!
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10-04-2014, 08:39 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
It is a terrible shame that the climate fakery crisis has diverted Jerome from these very important questions. Does anyone know whether the USPS ever re-certified the pdf layers Hawaiian newspaper?
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11-18-2015, 08:50 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
Jerome's recent reappearance got me all weepy and sentimental, so naturally this thread came to mind. Our old friend Natasha Taitz has one active lawsuit challenging Obama's eligibility to be president. Make that "had," seeing as how earlier this month the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit affirmed a federal trial court's order dismissing the lawsuit, which dates back to 2013. Now there will never be any discovery or trial bringing to light the truths that there are two Barry Obamas, and the one occupying the White House is prolly an Indonesian spy.
A spectacularly nonsensical petition for certiorari to the U.S. Supreme Court (and likely an Exigent Emergency Forthwith Petition for Reconsideration/En Banc Review to the court of appeals) is no doubt in the offing, but at this point I think we can safely pour out a 40 for the last of Orly's birfer lawsuits.
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11-18-2015, 10:03 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
It is tragic because on so many occasions she was so close to obtaining the discovery that would have caused his removal from office!
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11-18-2015, 10:16 PM
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Dr. Jerome Corsi-Soetoro, Ph.D., Esq.
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
lol @ Obama admitting he is Muslim, again.
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11-18-2015, 10:20 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
What will the birthers do once Obama leaves office?
Can they try to sue Obama to retroactively undo all his presidential actions?
And, for that matter, can we get on undoing all the damage done by that wretched Canadian, Chester A. Arthur?
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11-18-2015, 10:21 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
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What will the birthers do once Obama leaves office?
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Discovery!
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11-18-2015, 10:25 PM
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11-18-2015, 10:52 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
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King, an immigration hardliner who did not endorse in 2012 and in 2008 was a last-minute backer of the late Fred Thompson's failed bid, has been heavily courted this cycle by candidates vying to emerge as a conservative standard-bearer. (Emphasis added.)
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"I believe Ted Cruz is the candidate that's the answer to my prayers," King said.
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Thems must've been some breathtakingly fucked up prayers.
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08-04-2016, 06:24 AM
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
Since Maturin linked to the list in The Thread That Shall Not Be Named, I thought it might be a good time to revive this hoary old thrad. It's suitable, since, due to the week apparently not having been stupid enough already, Cory Lewandowski is in the news reviving the short-fingered vulgarian's dumb birther lunacy. It is the conspiracy theory that will not die. Though, to be fair, there are a large number of conspiracy theories that will not die; this is Republicans we're talking about, after all.
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08-05-2016, 09:55 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
This thread is a mere seven years old, and we already have material for "Where Are They Now?" retrospectives!
Remember Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin Dumbfuck, the Army doctor who in 2010 disobeyed deployment orders because Obama probably wasn't eligible to be Commander in Chief? Back in December 2010 he got kicked out of the Army and thrown in prison for six months.
When I saw that this thread had been bumped ([thanks], The Man ) I wondered, "what the fuck ever happened to that birfer moron Army doc?"
Well, you'll be pleased to know that Former Lt. Col. Dumbfuck has landed on his feet. He's now plain ol' Dr. Dumbfuck and he's practicing medicine right here in Lolorado.
Dr. Dumbfuck's specialty is occupational medicine, which is a rather antiseptic way of saying "fucking employees injured on the job out of their workers' compensation benefits."
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08-08-2016, 07:58 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
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Obama’s hatred of . . . Jews . . . is more nuanced ...
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Probably resents being unable to find the afikoman at the White House passover seder every damn year since the first one, in 2009.
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05-23-2017, 04:26 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
Prominent birther, Jerome Corsi, PhD claims that he has White House press credentials now.
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05-23-2017, 05:44 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
It looks like Corsi is with Infowars now! Maybe Joe Farah and WingNutDaily got too commercial and not edgy enough for ol Jerry.
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11-13-2018, 02:55 AM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
womp womp
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11-13-2018, 02:58 AM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
Gullible stump-jumping idiot hicks donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Jerome Corsi Legal Defense Fund in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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11-28-2018, 10:22 PM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
On tonight's episode of Band of Birfers, Jerome Corsi hires preeminent lawyer Larry Klayman to file a "criminal complaint" with Meatball McDumbfuck, the acting U.S. Attorney General, against Robert Mueller and the Department of Justice.
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11-29-2018, 12:06 AM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
Damn, that Klayman guy is a real peach. Check out the epic ass-kicking he received at the hands of an Ohio Court of Appeals in a child support/visitation dispute involving Klayman and his ex-wife.
Especially delightful is the appellate court's discussion of Klayman's third assignment of error, which begins on page 10 of the linked opinion:
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The magistrate further found it significant that although Klayman denied any allegations of sexual abuse, he never denied that he did not engage in inappropriate behavior with the children. The magistrate further found it notable that Klayman, “for all his breast beating about his innocence * * * [he] scrupulously avoided being questioned by anyone from [children services] or from the Sheriff’s Department about the allegations,” and that he refused to answer any questions, repeatedly invoking his Fifth Amendment rights, about whether he inappropriately touched the children. “Even more disturbing” to the magistrate was the fact that Klayman would not even answer the simple question regarding what he thought inappropriate touching was. The magistrate stated that he could draw an adverse inference from Klayman’s decision not to testify to these matters because it was a civil proceeding, not criminal.
After reviewing the record, we find no abuse of discretion on the part of the trial court in overruling Klayman’s objections regarding the magistrate’s finding that Klayman inappropriately touched the children.
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11-29-2018, 02:27 AM
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Re: Best Birther Lunacy Evar
While the third is by far the most amusing, the sixth assignment of error is the most birthery for my money:
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In his sixth assignment of error, Klayman argues that the trial court abused its discretion when it failed to find Luck in contempt where she admitted that she denied him visitation without a court order.
According to the record, the magistrate dismissed Klayman’s motion to show cause after he failed to appear on the final date of the trial after being warned that there would be no further continuances. Klayman does not argue that the magistrate erred when it dismissed his motion to show cause. Thus, we find no abuse of discretion on the part of the trial court in adopting the magistrate’s decision.
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