Good, good. Humor aside, I don't think the situation's too dissimilar -- stupid, large, vaguely antisocial birds wandering loose. Except these turkeys don't stay in the vicinity of any kinda lake, and are
freaking huge.
I had to find an image with wild turkeys and humans to understand how
big they were. People being intimidated by them doesn't seem
quite so silly now... Intellectually you know they've got no terribly effective anti-leg weaponry, but when something large-dog-sized heads your way your lizard-brain notices.