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Old 11-30-2005, 02:54 AM
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Default One day at the Martial Arts Academy ...

Alpha approached the master....

"Sensei, I wish to learn karate. Kaaa-raa-tayyy."

"Why should I teach you? We don't take just anyone here."

"Sensei, I want to discover my inner strength. I want to control the dynamic tension between my mind and body. I want to flow with nature. I want to balance my yin with my yang. I want .."

"You want to kick someone's ass, right?"

"Exactly."

"Our kind of student - that'll be $50 - cash or plastic?"
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Old 11-30-2005, 03:44 PM
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Default Re: One day at the Martial Arts Academy ...

Sounds like my sifu, except for the lack of profanity. And he doesn't take plastic.
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:18 PM
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Default Re: One day at the Martial Arts Academy ...

On a similar vein, Mr Miyage died.

Wax on Wax off.
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