One day at the Martial Arts Academy ...
Alpha approached the master....
"Sensei, I wish to learn karate. Kaaa-raa-tayyy."
"Why should I teach you? We don't take just anyone here."
"Sensei, I want to discover my inner strength. I want to control the dynamic tension between my mind and body. I want to flow with nature. I want to balance my yin with my yang. I want .."
"You want to kick someone's ass, right?"
"Exactly."
"Our kind of student - that'll be $50 - cash or plastic?"
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