A Pragmatic System for Calling-out our newest members
I was thinking that, for a forum which is supposedly run almost entirely by mob rule for privileged posters to have the lulz, we are lacking in a pragmatic initiation system for calling out new posters even before they are given the chance to gain face.
Take SR71, for example, who is new to the forum and has already been securing his place in the mob in only a short few months time, not once yet being called out by any of the aforementioned privileged class.
The current system not only allows new members to post virtually whatever they want at their own free will, but also the opportunity to make a first impression through a self-introduction and a short entrance exam. I, for one, think it is way too easy to gain membership on the and don't think alien posters are being challenged enough upon arrival to prove how much of a Freethinker they really are. So I would like to propose the following as a redrafting of old test to create the new MANDATORY entrance exam, so as to deface any new posters before they've even have the chance to post.
Then we can have one of the admins (there are two, right?) post an introductory initiation call-out thread that grades the newb's performance and has a corresponding reaction from the mob mentality. That way we will more perfectly have government by privileged posters, for privileged posters.
What do you guys think?
Just kidding. I already know you guys think exactly what I think.
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Take SR71, for example, who is new to the forum and has already been securing his place in the mob in only a short few months time, not once yet being called out by any of the aforementioned privileged class.
Some newbies are like that. Demimonde and Vivisectus were other examples.
If you're one of us you're one of us. Gooble Gobble
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Pragmatism? Are you serious? How long have you been here? You should know better than to try and be "pragmatic" with us, Gonzo. I'm afraid I have to open a new thrad in the Secret Secret Forum to discuss whether or not you really belong here.
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I thought requesting a call-out for ridicule by the privileged mob was your own responsibility? I requested mine, so I resent the implication that I did not go through any initiation by means of sycophantically sitting through degrading humiliation.
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Originally Posted by BrotherMan
Pragmatism? Are you serious? How long have you been here? You should know better than to try and be "pragmatic" with us, Gonzo. I'm afraid I have to open a new thrad in the Secret Secret Forum to discuss whether or not you really belong here.
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I was just thinking that the forum was going through a tragic dearth of Adams. Sometimes you still hear from that Proto- guy, but the rest of 'em are so damn lazy these days...
Which, now that I think about it, is a real point against Proto- being the One True Adem.
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Originally Posted by Kael
I was just thinking that the forum was going through a tragic dearth of Adams. Sometimes you still hear from that Proto- guy, but the rest of 'em are so damn lazy these days...
Which, now that I think about it, is a real point against Proto- being the One True Adem.
I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ARE SLIGHTING ME SOMEHOW.
Barry's tried explaining it to me three times and now he's DIAGRAMMING.
......
So he's saying that these lazy lesser Gordens lack the staying power of their progenitor? WELL DUH. It is like saying man, that paring knife sure isn't good for harvesting crops. I GUESS THAT SCYTHE OVER THERE IS PRETTY WEAK-SAUCE.
Gotta go, Barry and I are watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on the Digital Versatile Disc Player.
Re: A Pragmatic System for Calling-out our newest members
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Originally Posted by Kael
I was just thinking that the forum was going through a tragic dearth of Adams. Sometimes you still hear from that Proto- guy, but the rest of 'em are so damn lazy these days...
Which, now that I think about it, is a real point against Proto- being the One True Adem.
My point exactly, Kael.
I'll get that $50 to you within the week
It takes a lot of work to come in to the , all guns a blazing and looking like hot shit, only to then disappear for several months at a time because...you know...I have more important things to "do".
Speaking of which, one of my hot busty lvl. 18 elves is calling.
See you all in a few months.
Until then, have fun with Proto-boy.
Oh, and Barry, feel free to come on over to the lair whenever for some recreation time with the elves...as soon as you heal-up from the last time, of course.