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Old 08-13-2018, 08:29 AM
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I'm in [/hacker voice]

Is there anywhere on the 'moderate users' page that lists the number in the queue? We gotta gamify this.

I propose a SECRET FORUMS thread where we mock the spammy usernames and email addresses discuss seriously this important job.
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Old 08-13-2018, 08:44 AM
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I propose a SECRET FORUMS thread where we mock the spammy usernames and email addresses discuss seriously this important job.
For example, Extreme Moderation.
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:15 AM
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Hereís what moderators need to know:

a) Sure, thereís freedom of speech. Anyone who wants it can go start their own blog. On Yogís board, Yogís whim is law.
b) Yog is an ancient ghod of chaos and evil. And he doesnít like people very much.
c) Moderation is a subjective art, and the moderator is always right.
d) The moderator may have minions. They need to have a private area where they keep the buckets of Thorazine and the cold-frosty bottles of cow snot.
e) The minions speak with the voice of Yog. Yog backs his minions up.
f) There is always someone awake, and in charge, when Yog isnít around in person. The minions know who the Duty Yog is.
g) If someone starts off as a spammer, troll, or flamer, he is a spammer, troll, or flamer forever and is liable to instant deletion/banning with no recourse and no appeal.
h) If the moderator ever needs inspiration, he can re-read Jonathan Edwardsí Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God and recall that the posters are sinners and he is Ghod.
i) Rules? In a knife fight? Yog and his minions have standards, but they donít need to tell the posters, lest some of them attempt to game the system. Attempting to game the system is, all on its own, a deletable offense.
j) ALL CAPS posts are deleted on sight, unread. Mostly ALL CAPS POSTS are ALL CAPS.
k) Anyone who doesnít space after punctuation marks is insane, and can be deleted/banned on sight.
l) Personal attacks against Yog and his minions are ignored. Personal attacks against anyone else are deletable on sight.
While amusing, this approach might fly in the face of the stated mission of :ff: (At least how I understand it.)
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:48 AM
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I think there might be a slight difference of attitude ... at least we'll pretend not to follow most of those rules.
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Old 08-13-2018, 03:35 PM
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So you are telling me that a blood sample is not a requirement to join as I had been led to believe?
Yeah, Iím starting to feel bad for sending in that stool sample in a flaming bag.

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Old 08-13-2018, 03:51 PM
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So you are telling me that a blood sample is not a requirement to join as I had been led to believe?
Yeah, Iím starting to feel bad for sending in that stool sample in a flaming bag.

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Old 08-13-2018, 05:31 PM
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I am in favor of this, and I will break the news to Matlock that he is not going to a new home anytime soon.
Iím glad you didnít ship him off right before we visit.

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:thinkup: I'm going to tell Leesifer about these developments ...
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Old 08-14-2018, 01:59 PM
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Yeah I really need to fix that one of these days. Maybe today?

ETA: yeesh, in five days it will have been exactly one year since that cert expired. :blush:
I've agreed to pay the extortionary rate dictated by the :ff: hosting provider for a renewed SSL certificate, despite the fact that a completely free option exists (but isn't supported by our host).

...and because the extortion is only ~ $3.75/mnth
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Old 08-14-2018, 03:31 PM
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right - let the reign of terror commence! All hail the wielders of the mighty banhammer!
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:22 PM
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:37 PM
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right - let the reign of terror commence! All hail the wielders of the mighty banhammer!
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:51 AM
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Your first opportunity to exercise the :ironfist:!

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Old 08-20-2018, 08:55 AM
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*looks at profile*
Lol! "Occupation: Russia"

Our forum may indeed be entering the age of needing viagra, of the contact options both AIM and Yahoo messenger are defunct. Surprisingly ICQ is still around.
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:57 AM
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Old 08-20-2018, 03:16 PM
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Your first opportunity to exercise the :ironfist:!
We've been doing a pretty good job if you think that's the first one. It is, however, going to be the first time I try to edit one of you guyses' posts.
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Old 08-20-2018, 06:23 PM
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gj and all but my pills are still going to be delivered, right?
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Yeah, all you guys got pretty aroused by those viagras, and your regular shipment should arrive on schedule, but you are still required to purchase all of your boner pills directly from :ff: rather than third party spammers.
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Yes hello?

Is it possible to exchange my Broken Motor Parts (1) for the Live Bobcat or has this offer expires?

Thank you and please do send any more Nigerian Ministers, we are full.
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Attention Beneficiary,
Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their Live Bobcats. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo /Mr. Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling 5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand) Bobcats. will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of one bobcats a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM)
We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owned to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.
To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you 345 broken motor parts only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is 345 broken motor parts only.
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I got an old Roomba here with no charger will that do.
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Yes hello please to report that erimir has broken the SCOTAL Itch thrad.
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Old 10-01-2018, 09:47 PM
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You fuck up a thread for FIVE MINUTES and then EVERYBODY has to talk about it! :glare:

WELL, LAUGH IT UP, ASSHOLES! YOU'LL REAP THE WHIRLWIND! WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND! :angrypotato:
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Oh, hey erimir, did you ever fix that thread I was reading earlier? :whistles:
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