"Quid agit tibi dexter ocellus?" (How is your right eye?) -- bragging after winning a fight-----
In ruins of a school: "Socrates is boring"
from Pompeii:
Sic contingat semper florere, Sabina; contingant formae sisque puella diu
"So may you forever flourish, Sabina; may you acquire beauty and stay a girl for a long time"
Pupa quae bela es, tibi me misit qui tuus est. Vale
"Girl, you're beautiful! I've been sent to you by one who is yours, Bye!"
Verenia Maximo mentla exmuccavt per vindemiam tota et relinque tutrumque ventre inane et os plenu
"Veneria has sucked the cock of Maximus throughout the vintage, leaving both her holes empty and only her mouth full." (Varone 78-9)
"Chius, I hope your piles are chafed once more, That they may burn worse than they've burnt before.'
"O Lucius Istacidius, rude felllow that he is, who doesn't invite me to dinner."
"Cornelius made me pregnant!"
imanis metula es. (You're a big prick.)
Lahis felat a.II (Lahis gives blow jobs for $2.)
Cosmus Equitiaes magnus cinaedus et fellator est suris apertis. (Equitas' slave Cosmus is a big queer and a cocksucker with his legs wide open.)