Sharon!
The stuck up, self-centered twit that passes for a receptionist these days at my company who was handed trays of cookies today by salesman that come in, thought that she was so awesome
that the salesman were coming in to give HER all these cookies.. no one else, just her.
My boss and another woman in the office tried to tactfully clue her in but apparently they weren't direct enough, because she didn't get it. And even if she did think that they were for her, you'd think that she'd offer to share them with everyone, what with how many there were, but nope, there they sat in their sealed packages waiting for her to take them home.
I learned of all this when I got back from lunch which is when the receptionist goes to lunch at which point I said to my boss, "Well, isn't someone going to put them on the back table for everyone?" My boss who is not the confrontationalist type looked nonplussed as to what to do so I took the ball and ran with it.
Not only did I put the trays of
on the back table for everyone, I opened the gourmet platter, took a couple, and I am now proudly displaying the bow from the top of the package on the top of my head.
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