Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied

[Qingdai]

Uh oh, Malloch is on line.
Everyone act natural!

[godfry n. glad]

Has he got his guitar plugged in?

[biochemgirl]

Malloch found a vibrator once that can be controlled online. I believe I told him no because he would think it's fun to tease me and at that point I wouldn't take well to teasing.

[Doctor X]

He was just afraid you would post the password. . . .

--J.D.

[JoeP]

So that's what Legs' button is for!

[Doctor X]

Indeed.

Now you know why she likes me. . . .

--J.D.

[Smilin]

Originally Posted by biochemgirl

No vibrators or dildos shaped like animals or cartoon characters please. Or jesus for that matter. Jesus may love me but I don't love him that much.

How about a chocolate jesus penis then?

[Doctor X]

I suppose it must come with nuts, yes?

--J.D.

[Smilin]

I'd post a picture, but would rather not while at work...

[livius drusus]

Yeah, or ever. She said she wasn't interested and this thread is all about bcg's wants and needs.

[Pan Narrans]

I wonder if they have anatomically correct versions...

[livius drusus]

bcg's llama llove is pure, Pan, remember? Pure like delicious chocolate in llama form.

[Doctor X]

Love llamas! Do not eat them!!!









. . . let me rephrase that.

--J.D.

[Smilin]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Yeah, or ever. She said she wasn't interested and this thread is all about bcg's wants and needs.

I refuse to believe that ANY female wouldn't want or need chocolate.

It goes against all my world experiences.

[livius drusus]

Please. That whole women love chocolate thing is so ridiculously overplayed. Most people, male, female and other, like some form of chocolate.

[Leesifer]

The Llama Song

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Please. That whole women love chocolate thing is so ridiculously overplayed. Most people, male, female and other, like some form of chocolate.

But....

I've heard scads of women talk about chocolate as though it were....sexual. Like chocolate was an aphrodisiac of some kind.

I've never heard a man talk about it that way.

Personally, chocolate is...all right, I suppose. I just think there are so many other delightful flavors out that that to place chocolate on some kind of pedestal that it seems...misguided.

[Qingdai]

Guanabana is also very good.

I think women aren't allowed to talk about sexual things in polite company, so chocolate is a socially acceptable thing to wax orgasmic about.
Beats freaking out over hair shampoo.

[livius drusus]

My theory is women talk that way because it's a firmly established construct. As far as I'm concerned, it's just a yummy flavor and texture, easily metaphorized into a symbol of indulgence or sensuality. Guys don't talk that way about food much, unless they're critics.

[Qingdai]

My husband's co-workers do! Bunch of foodies....

[livius drusus]

Ah, but I bet they talk about chocolate that way too. Assuming it meets their high standards, of course.

[Leesifer]

And apparently, there are things to do with Mars bars and kitkats apart from just eating them.

[biochemgirl]

I love chocolate but I LOVE orgasms. This thread should be purely about orgasms.

[livius drusus]

Lees is holding out on you, bcg. She's babbling about kitkats 'cause she wants to keep The Cone all to herself.

[Leesifer]

Pfft! I'm not going to share mine!

Get one, bcg. GET ONE NOW!