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Old 08-01-2004, 04:25 AM
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..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.

Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.

Ronin, I am defeated. You are king. :bow:

Enjoy your victories while you can, as I will enjoy the slap-cheeked pleasure of your firm, winning hand on the curve of my rump - for neither will last long. I'll be back.

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Old 08-01-2004, 05:13 AM
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..but I have been thoroughly spanked.
I don't recall you being spead out across my lap...

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Ooh, get a room already. Seriously open an IRC channel called "111Ronin please spank meXXX".

I appreciate your desire to have your ass slapped hard, but if you aren't interested in being every man's slap happy beotch then you really ought to get a room.
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Old 08-01-2004, 05:28 AM
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No.

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Old 08-01-2004, 05:33 AM
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Old 08-01-2004, 05:41 AM
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No to getting a room.


"Triple X chat room? We don't need no steekin' triple X chat room!"

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..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.
You forgot to mention that you even stooped so low as to recruit your own daughter to score on bowling in order to permanently deprive me of making any attempt at that title.

Tsk...

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Natch.

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My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.

Ronin, I am defeated. You are king. :bow:
Bock, bock.

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Old 08-01-2004, 09:38 AM
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Ooh, get a room already. Seriously open an IRC channel called "111Ronin please spank meXXX".

I appreciate your desire to have your ass slapped hard, but if you aren't interested in being every man's slap happy beotch then you really ought to get a room.
Verrry Woody Allen.

Put up...etc.

Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.

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Old 08-01-2004, 11:02 AM
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Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.

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And a little seal bouncing on the side. :muahaha:
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Old 08-01-2004, 11:19 AM
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You forgot to mention that you even stooped so low as to recruit your own daughter to score on bowling in order to permanently deprive me of making any attempt at that title.
Don't mention that one. She has only just stopped rubbing my nose in her victory and I think it's time to live it down. Please try to not even think about bowling at anything higher than a whisper, and only when she is outside the arcade. :hidecomp:
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Old 08-01-2004, 05:58 PM
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You know, I uploaded this :getaroom: for just these sorts of occasions, but I now realize that I don't want them to scurry off on their own; it's way more fun to kick back in the La-Z-Boy and watch than to listen at the door.
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:48 AM
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And a little seal bouncing on the side. :muahaha:
Have you checked your seals lately, lunachick?

Looks like they're in dire need of some help since I've been around.

I don't like to brag...
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:17 AM
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Have you checked your seals lately, lunachick?

Looks like they're in dire need of some help since I've been around.

I don't like to brag...
I dunno what happened, but somehow I lost my mojo. :bikefall:

I'll get it back, though. I'm going to sell my soul for those seals down at the crossroads. I'll be back.
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:05 AM
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I dunno what happened, but somehow I lost my mojo. :bikefall:

I'll get it back, though. I'm going to sell my soul for those seals down at the crossroads. I'll be back.
Well, do what you have to do.

Tighten 'em up or I'll have to look for my seal satisfaction elsewhere.

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Old 08-02-2004, 11:12 AM
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Those darned seals are laughing at me! :glare:
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:32 AM
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Those darned seals are laughing at me! :glare:
Sorry...that was me.

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Old 08-02-2004, 12:03 PM
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Hell's belles, Ronin, you're caning me. Show some mercy, man, please.

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Oh, mercy!

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Oh, mercy!

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Anything! You can have anything! :eek:
Nope, not it.

Want some more, do you?

Ok, then.

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..but I have been thoroughly spanked.

...

Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.
Isn't this where someone comes in and says, "Post proof or retract"? :P

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Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.
:qhuh: I thought it was the other way around.
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Geez, and people think catalyst and I are bad... :noid: At least we make no pretenses that it's about arcade games.
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Its not? WTF have you been talking about the entire time?
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Sex. But if you'd really rather have me change it to arcade games, I suppose I can try...
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Isn't this where someone comes in and says, "Post proof or retract"? :P
Post proof or retract.

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