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Old 08-10-2004, 01:34 PM
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www.subservientchicken.com

A friend of mind just sent me this link. Somebody had to do it.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:54 PM
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That's hilarious! I've got the poor thing cleaning the house. It's tail feathers make a fine duster. :D
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:48 PM
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I liked "find <something>" (I did waldo) and "lay and egg", "watch TV"

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Hmm, I said "vacuum floor" but I have no idea what he/it did...?

prene, air guitar, jumping jacks, pushups, touch your toes.
I like this guy.

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Old 08-10-2004, 03:08 PM
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I told him to get on his knees and he bowed. I'm not feeling thoroughly subserved, if you know what I mean.
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Old 08-10-2004, 10:20 PM
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I must admit I had a complete blank when it came to actually giving an instruction. All I could think of was "lick me", which causes it to preen and lick itself. Dumb chicken.
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Old 08-11-2004, 07:43 AM
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Y'know, for all the chicken's faults, he's still smarter than the Subservient President.
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:20 AM
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Hah! I had mine dancing.
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:27 AM
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Y'know, for all the chicken's faults, he's still smarter than the Subservient President.
ROFL. Did you get him to do a magic trick?
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He's funny. I also got him to take a new oath, bomb Montana, show me his foreign policy, dance, drink a beer (though I think he actually drank a bottle of whiskey), find WMD's, and to grin and wave his finger at me when I told him to scratch like a chimp. :D

Oooh, he just shook his fist at me and grimaced when I told him to kill Rumsfeld. :blush:
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ROFL. Did you get him to do a magic trick?
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Just mention Saddam or Osama, that'll do it.


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Old 08-11-2004, 11:32 PM
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I'm not feeling thoroughly subserved, if you know what I mean.
Well, why didn't you say so? :D :innocent:
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:05 AM
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I told it to make me some chicken soup....and the bugger flipped me the feather.
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