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03-11-2013, 04:32 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
On the March 2nd edition of NPR's Wait Wait, the first story in the Bluff the Listener game was about Luxembourg. It was not flattering.
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03-22-2013, 01:45 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
We've traced the boars. THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
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Newark Police chased and captured a stray pig Saturday morning in the 100 block of Lovett Avenue.
Officers responded to a report of a pig on the loose shortly after 10 a.m. Saturday.
The pig is described as black, about 20 pounds, with an injury to its “right rear hock,” according to Cpl. James Spadola.
The porcine perp was put into the back seat of a Newark Police cruiser and taken to the Kent County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
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 HALP HALP STROMLIGHT! WHAT DO I DO! HOW DO I PORTECT MYSELF FROM THIS MENACE!
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03-25-2013, 12:34 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Oh now you come and want my help, don't you? After years of mockery and abuse! NOW YOU WANT MY HELP!
Too late, Boarderman, TOO LATE!
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03-25-2013, 04:47 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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04-18-2013, 09:11 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
As of January 1st there are 537,039 people living in Luxembourg. 44.5% of those are dirty, job-stealing foreigners. Why in the name of fuck has nobody stolen my idiotic job yet? 
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04-18-2013, 04:07 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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As of January 1st there are 865,953 people living in Luxembourg.
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 You guys would never keep the count right if it wasn't for me... 
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04-19-2013, 10:20 AM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
That's bullshit, I've been to Luxembourg and there were only 8 people there
Granted that's still more than Canada and Wyoming combined but still, quit exaggerating
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04-19-2013, 11:16 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
That's what you get when you come in July! 
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04-19-2013, 11:32 AM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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That's what you get when you come in July! |
What, there's 9 the rest of the year? or only 7?
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04-19-2013, 11:33 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Definitely more than 9!
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04-19-2013, 11:53 AM
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04-19-2013, 12:00 PM
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Dissonance is its own reward
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Y'all got a couple that moves back to Lux for winters or something? They must be masochists.
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04-19-2013, 12:01 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COUNT NOW! IT'S MORE THAN 10! 
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04-19-2013, 01:39 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
You would have to take your shoes off to count higher, which I understand is a practice reserved for certain national holidays only.
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04-19-2013, 01:46 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
That's quite true, young Dingfod. Also, this works much better with our shoes on: 
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04-19-2013, 01:55 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
When Luxembourg takes a census, they start in various tourist resorts around the continent and only hit the Duchy itself to catch the stragglers.
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04-19-2013, 01:57 PM
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04-19-2013, 01:58 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I'm sure glad I'm from a large country and state that nobody makes fun of.
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07-17-2013, 03:05 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Do you know where your boar is?  ?
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07-17-2013, 03:26 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Do people listen to me when I warn them? Nope.
And so it begins ...
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07-17-2013, 03:31 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
 RUN, BOARIS, RUN!
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07-17-2013, 03:37 PM
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07-17-2013, 05:26 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
It's the Running of the Boar!
That will bring in the tourists!
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07-17-2013, 05:47 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
The poor thing must have been terrified. 
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07-17-2013, 07:45 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Yeah, I was.
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