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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
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Originally Posted by justaman
He does speak fluent Mandarin I know. Not many chumps can do that.
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Wow... That must be handy for ordering take-out.
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Among other things.
More Rudd propaganda, there's an Aussie dude named John Safran who is a bit of a nutter and is difficult to describe. Mostly he makes documentaries about weird and funny stuff. Anyhow he made a tv series called John Safran vs God which was all about religions etc. On episode he was doing a thing on some Malaysian belief in vampires. He basically went down to parliament house and 'tested' any politicians doing interviews to see if they were vampires. He sprinkled holy water on one, held a crucifix up to another etc.
I'm going somewhere with this.
So finally he comes up to an interview with Kevin Rudd. The interview concludes and everyone starts moving away and John says "Excuse me Mr Rudd! How do you respond to accusations that you're a vampire?"
Rudd stops and comes back and says (I'm going from memory here) "Why have you come here, to a doorstop interview, and asked me this question, when you bear a striking resemblance to one yourself?"
And he wanders off, leaving John spluttering and bemused. He does look vagualy vampirish. I thought it was a gold comeback.