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Old 03-16-2018, 10:53 PM
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Naturally you should never accept responsibility. Insurance companies always have exclusions for Acts of God.
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Heaven help you when a guy named Jesus pulls out, then.
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Old 03-17-2018, 03:55 AM
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That's why I got a camera. Jesus versus video.
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I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
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I want to know more about the monkey incident.
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I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
I've had grocery cashiers ask how I got all that in the cart.
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I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
I want to use one of those little carts with a flag on it that says "shopper in training" but apparently they consider me an adult.

Whereas, my wife considers it highly appropriate given how infrequently I buy groceries and my (im)maturity level

I may use one to pick up booze next time I'm in the grocery store. :chin:
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That sounds more like a first world solution.
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Jetlagged from my fabulous trip to the UK.
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:wb: Limi!!
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Stupid motherfucking mini golf game. Fuck you, with your fucking “lose 2 lousy games in a row and get stopped in your tracks” bullshit. :fuming:
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I signed the contract for a new jerb and then promptly resigned from my old one, with 1 month notice. Now my old one is panicking and offering pretty much their firstborns for me to stay, but as the security clearance for the new place took 5 weeks instead of 2, they are also getting desperate for someone to step in, and I have a contract with them now. So two companies are both saying they will be in deep doodoo without me. I am damned and guilt-ridden no matter what I do. :whygod:
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:27 PM
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I believe you will find ways to balance out some* of the guilt you feel regarding your current team. For example, everything to do with your current employer apart from some of the actual people.

* Not all. We know you.
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Your current company should have already given you some newborns to keep you happy and not looking.
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It's bird o'clock.

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One of my dogs is afraid of dinging. The sound you get when you hit a bell like this one.



So there is some ad on TV that has this sound embedded in their commercial throughout. Every time it comes on a dog ends up crawling all over me.

I don't know what Pavlov did to my dog, but I think I need to buy a bell and do some positive reinforcement training.
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Y’know, just because I wanted an ale* with lunch doesn’t mean I want to hear screaming sports fans. Fucking announcer sounds like he’s having a stroke.

Shit, he still sounds that way several minutes later. Somebody probably better check. Maybe I should call the TV station.


Real ETA: * Okay, two.
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Last night I could not sleep. Not just a little could not sleep, but never closed my eyes once all night could not sleep.

I've been up since 6:30 am yesterday and still have 7 more hours before I'm home to crash, but I have something to do so it will be closer to 9 hours.

On top of it, the clock on my computer is slowing to a crawl. I could make it speed back up if I just closed my eyes for just a second. Stupid cube farm.
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I have just ragequit my subscription tv provider service company thingy. At this point, all I had really been getting for my several tenners a month was a history channel that was part of a larger parcel I mostly didn't care about. Today I realized they had "helpfully" changed the subscribed channel in question to its HD version, and that version is not available out in the sticks where I live as we are on antenna channels like it's the 50's or something, it is only visible in cable households. I have had this issue with them before when they tried to sell me channels only fancy cable people have access to, so they should know I DON'T HAVE CABLE!

So all I have now is a scrambled message on the channel I want, a bunch of visible pay channels I never watch and the free-for all channels everybody gets anyway, so even super-patient doormat me has had my fill.

There was no comments box in the resignation form online, but I clicked my mouse on the radio buttons on the page quite aggressively, so that'll teach them. :snob:
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I was unable to find a suitable Poltergeist GIF on Giphy for use on my work chat.

Why is there no "This house is clean" GIF?
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