Go Back   Freethought Forum > The Public Baths > Sexuality

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-24-2009, 01:54 AM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Sex About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Well, it's been a while since anyone's posted here, so I thought I'd offer some new and embarrassing material. Ahem. :blush:

The question I'd like to ask more knowledgeable parties than myself is... I really ought to get to know my prostate, right? It's meant to feel really damn good if I treat it right. But I haven't the foggiest idea how to go about it. I've done some... preliminary research, and some sites say "go right ahead, stick a finger up there", while others say "for fuck's sake don't do that, you could damage it!" If any worshipful elders feel moved to pass on a few hints, I'd be most grateful. :bow:
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-24-2009, 01:58 AM
Dingfod's Avatar
Dingfod Dingfod is offline
A fellow sophisticate
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 21
Images: 92
Default Re: So the prostate...

WTF?
__________________
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-24-2009, 02:15 AM
erimir's Avatar
erimir erimir is online now
Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
Posts: XMMMCCXLV
Images: 11
Default Re: So the prostate...

AFAIK there shouldn't be a problem with just sticking a finger up there, as long as your nails are properly trimmed, clean, etc.

If you're worried, you can always put a hand-condom on (i.e. latex glove), which will also keep your fingers clean.

You could also opt for something other than a finger, but then you have to find that something... I'm assuming you don't want to buy a dildo (at least not until you know you'd like it).

The Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource has information about puttin' stuff in your butt.

ETA: It can be a bit hard to find, but this is what I was talking about: http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/anal.html

Last edited by erimir; 04-24-2009 at 04:50 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-24-2009, 02:26 AM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: So the prostate...

Cheers, erimir! No, I'm not particularly into the idea of a dildo, at least not yet. I'll check the link out tomorrow, I'm off to bed now.
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-24-2009, 10:56 AM
JamesBannon's Avatar
JamesBannon JamesBannon is offline
Sane (but only just)
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Somewhere to the left of sanity
Gender: Male
Posts: VMDCXII
Default Re: So the prostate...

Shoving dildos up your butt is not an especially good idea, healthwise that is.
__________________
There you go with them negative waves ... Why can't you say something righteous and beautiful for a change? :grouphug:
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-24-2009, 01:59 PM
Sock Puppet's Avatar
Sock Puppet Sock Puppet is offline
Turkey Soviet agent, ominous or flat-bottomed
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Down by the Bay
Posts: XMMMCMXIII
Blog Entries: 7
Images: 120
Default Re: So the prostate...

Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir View Post
about puttin' stuff in your butt.
Mendeh, you really should consider asking to have your thread title renamed thusly.
__________________
:sockpuppet:...........
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
JoeP (04-24-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009), wei yau (04-24-2009)
  #7  
Old 04-24-2009, 03:24 PM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: So the prostate...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sock Puppet View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir View Post
about puttin' stuff in your butt.
Mendeh, you really should consider asking to have your thread title renamed thusly.
What, I can lower the tone even more? Ooh, goody... :wow:
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-24-2009, 03:34 PM
Waluigi's Avatar
Waluigi Waluigi is offline
ne'er-do-well
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: MCCXXVI
Default Re: So the prostate...

This is probably the only web site I visit where you can find helpful advice on putting stuff in your butt.
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Deadlokd (04-26-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Smilin (04-27-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009), Watser? (04-24-2009)
  #9  
Old 04-24-2009, 03:37 PM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: So the prostate...

Good article, erimir, thanks.
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 04-24-2009, 06:13 PM
JoeP's Avatar
JoeP JoeP is offline
YELLOW HAIR FAKE ANIMAL
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England/Miisaland
Gender: Male
Posts: XXVMMCXV
Images: 18
Default Re: So the prostate...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod View Post
WTF?
"Wax The Finger"?
__________________

:roadrun:
Free thought! Please take one!

:unitedkingdom:   :southafrica:   :unitedkingdom::finland:       :eur:       :m&ms::m&ms::twix::twix: (rotated 180°):m&ms::m&ms:
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Farren (04-26-2009), Pan Narrans (04-26-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009), Watser? (04-24-2009)
  #11  
Old 04-24-2009, 06:35 PM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: So the prostate...

Could also be wiggle or wipe, of course.
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 04-24-2009, 06:52 PM
JoeP's Avatar
JoeP JoeP is offline
YELLOW HAIR FAKE ANIMAL
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England/Miisaland
Gender: Male
Posts: XXVMMCXV
Images: 18
Default Re: So the prostate...

Wax before, Wiggle during, Wipe after
__________________

:roadrun:
Free thought! Please take one!

:unitedkingdom:   :southafrica:   :unitedkingdom::finland:       :eur:       :m&ms::m&ms::twix::twix: (rotated 180°):m&ms::m&ms:
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
chunksmediocrites (04-25-2009), Deadlokd (04-26-2009), Ensign Steve (04-25-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009)
  #13  
Old 04-25-2009, 12:29 AM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: So the prostate...

I like your thinking, JoeP.

So... I'll be giving this a go as soon as I get hold of some disposable plastic gloves, and I may even feed back results if I judge the tone of this thread to be as yet insufficiently low.
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 04-25-2009, 12:47 AM
livius drusus's Avatar
livius drusus livius drusus is offline
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: LVCCCLXXII
Images: 5
Default Re: So the prostate...

Oh you'd better report back. You set this whole thing in motion. Now we must all watch it play out.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 04-25-2009, 01:28 AM
Naru's Avatar
Naru Naru is offline
Strabismic Ungulate
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: college
Gender: Male
Posts: MVCMXXXVII
Default Re: So the prostate...

I eagerly await your report.
__________________
:cookiemonster:
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 04-25-2009, 02:03 AM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Man, what have I got myself into? I'll buy the gloves tomorrow and test things out. Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen.
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 04-25-2009, 02:53 AM
Goliath's Avatar
Goliath Goliath is offline
select custom_user_title from user_info where username='Goliath';
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kansas City, MO
Gender: Male
Posts: MMDCCVII
Images: 1
Default Re: So the prostate...

Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus View Post
Oh you'd better report back. You set this whole thing in motion. Now we must all watch it play out.
I trust the cameras are all in place? Ummm...uhhh....prank post, prank post! :shiftier:
__________________
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Godliness is next to impossible.
Therefore, cleanliness is next to impossible.
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
biochemgirl (04-25-2009), Deadlokd (04-26-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009)
  #18  
Old 04-25-2009, 03:12 AM
biochemgirl's Avatar
biochemgirl biochemgirl is offline
ninja mother
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Iowa
Gender: Female
Posts: MMMCMIX
Blog Entries: 7
Images: 46
Default Re: About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Plus the great thing about the gloves is if someone were to walk in you can claim you were just giving yourself your annual checkup complete with rectal exam :yup: Uh you might want to grab your balls and cough before and not after though.
__________________

Don't make me break out my ninja powers..

:llamaninja:
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Deadlokd (04-26-2009), Goliath (04-26-2009), JoeP (04-25-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009), Watser? (04-25-2009)
  #19  
Old 04-25-2009, 03:18 AM
livius drusus's Avatar
livius drusus livius drusus is offline
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: LVCCCLXXII
Images: 5
Default Re: About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Then smile for the camera.
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Deadlokd (04-26-2009), Goliath (04-26-2009), JoeP (04-25-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Smilin (04-27-2009), Stormlight (04-25-2009), Watser? (04-25-2009)
  #20  
Old 04-25-2009, 10:40 AM
JoeP's Avatar
JoeP JoeP is offline
YELLOW HAIR FAKE ANIMAL
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England/Miisaland
Gender: Male
Posts: XXVMMCXV
Images: 18
Default Re: About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Freethought Forum. Your source for prostate exam porn.
__________________

:roadrun:
Free thought! Please take one!

:unitedkingdom:   :southafrica:   :unitedkingdom::finland:       :eur:       :m&ms::m&ms::twix::twix: (rotated 180°):m&ms::m&ms:
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Shelli (04-25-2009)
  #21  
Old 04-25-2009, 04:03 PM
Shelli's Avatar
Shelli Shelli is offline
ŧiggermonkey
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Springfield, MA
Gender: Bender
Posts: XLMMMCLXXIX
Blog Entries: 14
Images: 43
Default Re: About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod View Post
WTF?
"Wax The Finger"?
:bunnythrust:
__________________
:MMMM:
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Goliath (04-26-2009)
  #22  
Old 04-25-2009, 05:14 PM
Dingfod's Avatar
Dingfod Dingfod is offline
A fellow sophisticate
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 21
Images: 92
Default Re: So the prostate...

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod View Post
WTF?
"Wax The Finger"?
Don't be putting words in my mouth, especially ones that I don't where have been.
__________________
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Goliath (04-26-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009)
  #23  
Old 04-25-2009, 07:01 PM
Mendeh's Avatar
Mendeh Mendeh is offline
vigorous hybrid
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: CCXLVII
Default Re: About puttin' stuff in your butt...

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here's the report! Those of a nervous disposition, look away now...

Well that felt very good!

I'll spare you some of the initial preparations, which you can probably guess.

Rather than a glove, I used a condom plus extra lube, pulled over what I guessed was the most appropriate finger for this sort of activity.

First I had to figure out the best position to get in, which took a while.

I tried lying back, legs up, arm in front and over my stomach. The initial penetration felt surprisingly nice, once I got past the sphincter. I had a feel about in there for a while, which felt very good, but I couldn't find any particular hot button.

So I tried what my yoga teacher used to call "folded leaf", a fetal position resting on my knees, forehead pressed into the bed. I reached my arm over my butt, and reinserted. This seemed to give me an extra few millimetres, and after a bit of wandering around inside I found a slight bulge, right at the tip of my middle finger, which gave much more intense sensations. Gently pressing and massaging it felt extremely nice, although strangely, it didn't get me hard. Precum found its way out of my cock, though.

I massaged it for about seven minutes. The sensations felt very intense, very pleasurable, and I'd probably have gone on longer if I could have found a position that was a bit more comfortable and less silly-feeling.

I'd say that massaging my prostate gives much the same sensations as massaging my cock, except the location is obviously different, it's more sensitive, and strangely stimulation seems to inhibit erection.

Psychologically, penetrating myself made me feel quite vulnerable, and in a way, a bit degraded. I enjoy a mind-fuck, and riding through those feelings added to the experience. But they surprised me, because if you'd asked me in advance, I would have insisted that I didn't believe there was anything degrading about a bloke being penetrated. Whereas in fact, I've clearly picked up certain cultural assumptions I thought I'd avoided.

I'll definitely be revisiting my prostate, because it felt damn good when I treated it right. But if only I could find a more comfortable, relaxing way to reach it...
__________________
To prove my love for you, I had these flowers killed. Put them in water and it will prolong their slow, agonizing death.
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Shelli (04-25-2009)
  #24  
Old 04-25-2009, 08:34 PM
MonCapitan2002's Avatar
MonCapitan2002 MonCapitan2002 is offline
Servant of the Dark Lord
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
Posts: VMMMCLXXXI
Blog Entries: 12
Images: 1
Question Re: So the prostate...

Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus View Post
Oh you'd better report back. You set this whole thing in motion. Now we must all watch it play out.
Must we? There are some things we really don't need to know.
__________________

Allan Glenn. 1984-2005 RIP
:countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep::countsheep:
Under no circumstances should Quentin Tarantino be allowed to befoul Star Trek.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 04-25-2009, 09:23 PM
livius drusus's Avatar
livius drusus livius drusus is offline
Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: LVCCCLXXII
Images: 5
Default Re: So the prostate...

Don't even front like you weren't taking notes, MonCap. :pat:

Congratulations, Mendeh. That was beautiful and terrible as the dawn. :notworthy:
Reply With Quote
Thanks, from:
Clutch Munny (04-26-2009), erimir (04-26-2009), Shelli (04-25-2009), Smilin (04-27-2009), Sock Puppet (04-27-2009), Watser? (04-25-2009)
Reply

  Freethought Forum > The Public Baths > Sexuality


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

 

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:59 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Page generated in 0.50512 seconds with 12 queries