A Christian Response

[Stormlight]

Have fun in hell!

[Ensign Steve]

http://fatpita.net/?i=2751

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

fatpita.net :: funny random pictures

That deserves preservation:



--J.D.

[sparks]

Thieved.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by swatrat1964

Mutations are not evidence of evolution. Mutations exist because of a fallen world

--J.D.

[sparks]

Yep. It's that goddamned muthafuggin' fallen world again.

I just knew it. Way worse than fallen arches.

[Doctor X]

And then there are depths of "stupidz" to which even the Christians generally try to avoid descent:

Originally Posted by teenflunkie

The Jews invented Christianity as a weapon to induce stupidity into the Aryan population. This would leave dumbfounded Aryan woman vulnerable to bestial intercourse with Jews. Everything the Jews do can be understood as a plan to breed with the Aryans. The Judeo-Cretin conspiracy continues trying to Semitize Aryandom!

Those darn Jews! Ruining it for Hitler. . . .

--J.D.

[ShottleBop]

Originally Posted by Doctor X

And then there are depths of "stupidz" to which even the Christians generally try to avoid descent:

Those darn Jews! Ruining it for Hitler. . . .

--J.D.

Well, I married a Catholic woman (who converted to Judaism), and my youngest brother married, first, a Baptist, and then (after a divorce) an LDS (and he subsequently became LDS), while our two other brothers married MOT (one of them, after marrying, and divorcing, a Christian who had converted to Judaism).

But--"Everything the Jews do can be understood as a plan to breed with the Aryans."???!!! Pulllllleeeze. At least a quarter of what we do can be understood as a plan to have Christian blood to bake into our Passover matzos--and another 10% can be understood as a plan to brush our teeth with holy water!

[Doctor X]

. . . and plague in our wells!!!1111



--J.D.

[godfry n. glad]

It's all part of their god's plan to harden their....hearts. Yeah, hearts, that's it!

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by bartyfarslar

Gosh darn that pesky peer review. If it wasn't for that creationism would be respected.

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by bartyfarslar

Sooo .. you kneel before an old Nazi in a dress and a pagan fish hat? Hmmm.

"Pagan fish hat!"

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by LinkMaster1711

It's pretty crazy to believe that the world was made 64,000,000,000 billion years ago, the sun would have dissolved our atmosphere by now.

--J.D.

[Garnet]

wait...


whut?

[Doctor X]

That was his most sensible contribution.

I considered his claim that dinosaur bones were just all buried goat bones misidentified, but it had too much incoherence.

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

I generally eschew politics but . . .

Originally Posted by dyad2r1

I'm a lifelong conservative who switched to the Constitution Party in '08 because I could no longer STAND being a member of the LIBERAL Republican party. You've got one thing right, though. Liberals can go to hell.

"LIBERAL" Republican party?



--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by irestinhim

. . . the only way to prevent the wickedness from infecting the people of God, was to totally destroy any thing UNholy.

This is an excuse for slaughtering infants and children as ordered by YHWH.

They were, apparently, "UNholy."



--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Reminding that, once again, the Deutero-Isaiah passage does NOT refer to a round Earth but a flat circle, I quote it with reference to the Biblical Hebrew:

Originally Posted by Your Humble MagNIfIcence

Have you not known? Have you not heard?
Has it not been told you from the beginning?
Have you not understood from the foundations of the earth?
It is he who sits above the circle of the Earth [על חג הארץ--Ed.], [al-ḥḡ hāareṣ-Ed.]

This genius replies:

Originally Posted by timecamper

I dont know why you attempt to cut and paste Hebrew here but [על חג הארץ--Ed.] translated in Hebrew to [To holiday country - Ed.]

Awesome.

So Is 40:22 actually refers to a holiday camp, whose inhabitants are like grasshoppers.



--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by goatnuts8288

Not to mention even if there were science to prove there was a Christian God do you think it would make mainstream media. No, because it contradicts the morals of most companies which the media is sponsored by.

Apparently never heard of on which Brit Hume lamented publicly that Tiger Woods was not a Christian--for being a Christian would help his rehabilitation . . . as it helped Ted Haggard apparently--on which Sean Hannity regularly blathers about "Christian values," where Cunt Coulter denies evolution has any evidence, and they even employ Rev. Mike "I Question Evolution!" Huckleberry.



--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by Toth96

the cancer is a sick that god created for reduce the population,,

This is, of course, congenital and childhood cancers we were discussing.



--J.D.

[The Man]

Christians are so loving and compassionate.

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by ExtantFrodo

when a fundi has an epiphany you just know something moronic will soon follow.

--J.D.

[Getfed]

Omg, like, lol, like, believing in a god is like, so unkewl anyway.
*Does flippy thing with hair*

[Corona688]

Originally Posted by Doctor X

That was his most sensible contribution.

I considered his claim that dinosaur bones were just all buried goat bones misidentified, but it had too much incoherence.

Ahh, reminds me of the old days. I had someone tell me that God™®© created the pyramids 100 million years ago, then weathered them to their present state in a terrifying hail of mud and dinosaurs.

[Qingdai]

Well that would be a terrifying hail!

Couldn't he have just done a giant stone wash or something? Something with pumice stones? Or do dinosaurs have some particularly abrasive qualities?