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Old 03-05-2012, 05:50 AM
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I keep hearing newscasters referring to Santorum surging. I suspect that every time that happens the following also takes place.

Newscaster (off-air after having used a sentence including the words "Santorum" and "surging") Damn, did you guys hear that? I did it again. I said "Santorum" and "surging" in the same sentence! I am so bad! Woot, woot!
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Old 03-05-2012, 07:05 AM
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There was even :Santorum surges from behind in threesome.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:19 PM
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What? It's a common lexical construction! It's just a phrasal styling. What?
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Old 03-08-2012, 12:48 AM
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Nobody posted this?

Too obvious?

Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:09 PM
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I just saw Stephen Colbert's take on the euthanasia santorum on De Wereld Draait Door, which means every Dutch person has seen it now.
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Old 03-17-2012, 02:14 AM
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:facepalm: That is so embarrassing.
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Old 03-18-2012, 09:57 PM
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Rick Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex, sure does love liberty!
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Two men who kissed one another were kicked out of presidential candidate Rick Santorum’s rally Friday evening at Christian Liberty Academy in Arlington Heights.

Santorum was 15 minutes into his speech when the two men shouted and got the attention of the crowd. They exchanged a kiss, prompting guards to eject them and the crowd to chant “U-S-A” while they were leaving the gym.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Old 03-19-2012, 02:39 AM
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Damn commies!
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:30 PM
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A tribute portrait of Rick Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex, made entirely out of gay porn.
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:34 PM
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Some gay porn made entirely of portraits of Rick Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex. (Marginally NSFW, maybe, if you work for Taliban? It is two shirtless dudes kissing, U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!)
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The frothy mix of semen and feces is kawaii.
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Old 04-03-2012, 12:21 AM
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I'm thanksing that because I think that thing will eat my soul if I don't.
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It is with great boredom that I present to you Another Great Moment in Making Shit Up.

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SANTORUM: I was just reading something last night from the state of California. And that the California universities – I think it’s seven or eight of the California system of universities don’t even teach an American history course. It’s not even available to be taught.
The Mighty Righties are slipping. In the old days this would have been a fact by virtue of endless repetition by now. All you old farts, don't forget to wear your Do Not Euthanize bracelets today.
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Old 04-04-2012, 04:58 PM
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He just opens his mouth and lies fall out. What a Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces that guy is.
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Old 04-04-2012, 06:21 PM
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They're losing their touch. i'm sure there are still people who believe that Obama wanted to teach sex ed to kindergarteners. Nowadays, they can't even get an old fashioned falsehood circulating in our collective consciousness (except for Obama being responsible for high gas prices, but the incumbent president is always responsible for gas prices, be they high or low).
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SANTORUM: I was just reading something last night from the state of California. And that the California universities – I think it’s seven or eight of the California system of universities don’t even teach an American history course. It’s not even available to be taught.
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In fact, of the 10 UC system schools, just one (San Francisco) doesn’t offer American history courses. But that’s because it doesn’t offer any humanities courses at all — it’s a medical school.
And should you want American History you can just hop over to SF State which has a giant humanities section.
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You would believe something posted in the liberal lamestream media, wouldn't you? God Bless America!
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Best headline of the day:

SANTORUM'S WITHDRAWAL LEAVES OPENING FOR ROMNEY

I suppose now he'll enter the Veepstakes.
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Stated differently, Santorum PULLED OUT.
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Facebook wisdom:

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"Shame on Santorum for terminating his campaign. It was a gift from God. He should make the best of a bad situation and carry it to term"
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"Shame on Santorum for terminating his campaign. It was a gift from God. He should make the best of a bad situation and carry it to term"
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My blog comment, reproduced here because it is so awesome:

Someone made a quip that Rick Santorum ought to have to carry his dead campaign to term, but this is of course ridiculous.

After he has a 10 plastic thing shoved into him and prodded around forcefully for an hour or so, either looking at a slideshow of his campaign photos or listening to a publicist talk about how the campaign is viable, really, he should be allowed to start a 24-hour waiting period after which hes allowed to make an appointment with a different publicist whos allowed to help him stop his campaign.
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