Andrew Breitbart dead at 43

[Kyuss Apollo]

Originally Posted by freemonkey

Live by the sword, be eulogized by the sword.

This is good. One less douchebag in the world.

The only thing to be sad about really is that he didn't die in a fire.

[Stephen Maturin]

Andrew Breitbart is dead (here's hoping his death involved substantial physical pain), but he continues to do real journalism from beyond the grave.

Take this blockbuster, for instance, in which Breitbart, acting through the Lord God Anubis and the still-living editor of breitbart.com, bravely exposes a heretofore unknown connection between Barack Obama and wild-eyed radicals. "Heretofore unknown," that is, but for the fact that the connection in question was well known in the 2008 election cycle.

But never mind that shit. At least we get to see that foaming-at-the-mouth racist Soledad O'Brien get SCHOOLED in the intricacies of critical race theory, which is really and for true all about ... uh ... white supremacy. Yessir and you betcha.

[BrotherMan]

Is this the one where Barrack shows how ghey he is by hugging another man (and how Kenyan he is by ensuring that this other man is also a black man)? Because I hear that's just terrible. Worse than just being a muslin.

[freemonkey]

I was reading the facebook feed of someone I know and found a "citizen journalist" with fans (both of her and of Breitbart).

I have just three words for you: Heart Attack Gun. No, I am not joking.

[Qingdai]

The dreaded secret weapon of Heart Attack Gun.

[Vivisectus]

Still, very curious that this overweight man with heart-problems dies on the same day that he was about to publish a video that had been available for years, but which he was hyping as having momentous new information, something that he did on quite a regular basis!

[Stephen Maturin]

Oy.

[AynMisesLibertarian]

and Mark Ames hits again:

http://exiledonline.com/mark-ames-1-...%80%99s-grave/

what you should expect from a leftard after all...only hate

seriously what kind of a human scum can be happy because a political opponent dies?only a leftard

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by AynMisesLibertarian

seriously what kind of a human scum can be happy because a political opponent dies?only a leftard

"bb and good cancer everyone"
~ AML

Yep, fucking lefties are just plain contemptible, ain't they?

[erimir]

Originally Posted by AynMisesLibertarian

and Mark Ames hits again:

http://exiledonline.com/mark-ames-1-...%80%99s-grave/

what you should expect from a leftard after all...only hate

seriously what kind of a human scum can be happy because a political opponent dies?only a leftard

So you agree that Andrew Breitbart is human scum?

What with his celebration of Ted Kennedy's death and all...

[Angakuk]

I just thanked AML's post and feel that I owe everyone who reads this thread an explanation. I thanked it for the link to the Mark Ames article. That was truly an awesome piece of writting. Anyway, even though I had a perfectly good reason for thanking his post, I now feel more than a little dirty. I am going to go wash my hands now. That is all.

[freemonkey]

And I'm thanking you, Angakuk, for pointing me to the article that AML pointed to.

[Stormlight]

So how is that cab business of yours going, AML? Millionaire yet?

[davidm]

Originally Posted by AynMisesLibertarian

and Mark Ames hits again:

http://exiledonline.com/mark-ames-1-...%80%99s-grave/

what you should expect from a leftard after all...only hate

seriously what kind of a human scum can be happy because a political opponent dies?only a leftard

Hey, thanks for finally making a worthwhile post. Great column; thanks for linking it!

[davidm]

Originally Posted by AynMisesLibertarian

and Mark Ames hits again:

http://exiledonline.com/mark-ames-1-...%80%99s-grave/

what you should expect from a leftard after all...only hate

seriously what kind of a human scum can be happy because a political opponent dies?only a leftard

LOL, what kind of human scum would let people die in the street because they can't afford expensive health insurance through no fault of their own?

[Vivisectus]

Originally Posted by AynMisesLibertarian

and Mark Ames hits again:

http://exiledonline.com/mark-ames-1-...%80%99s-grave/

what you should expect from a leftard after all...only hate

seriously what kind of a human scum can be happy because a political opponent dies?only a leftard

Bravo! That is a funny satire of people with entrenched political ideas and their blinkered views. Even if the information they seem to have conveniently overlooked is RIGHT THERE IN THE THREAD they still go ahead and proclaim their nonsense.

[lisarea]

I'm really only comfortable with the degree of separation of thanking freemonkey for thanking Angakuk for thanking the lolbert.

And mostly, I am thanking freemonkey for thanking Angakuk for thanking the lolbert because today, I learned that Jim Goad is still alive lol, and I was surprised at myself for being surprised that he'd aligned himself with Breitbart, because assuming he was still alive, which in my defense, I hadn't, it would make this much sense: One million sense.

[Miss Shelby]

Is this the lobert of which you speak?

Hookers For Jesus founder Annie Lobert on the 700...

On a completely unrelated note, I am so craving some deviled eggs right now.

[lisarea]

Thank you, Jesus, for bringing me someone whose actual name is almost lolbert.

I had an epiphany not long ago that if I have hard boiled eggs already, I can just make myself a deviled egg in less than a minute. For some reason, I'd relegated deviled eggs to some kind of mass production category, where I couldn't make just one at a time but had to have some gigantic disgusting pink ceramic platter probably shaped like a cabbage leaf or some shit, and then make like two dozen deviled eggs to put on it. But that's not true! You can just make one, and you only need a small pink ceramic plate shaped like a cabbage leaf or some shit.

[Miss Shelby]

oh lolbert. hahahaha . oopsies.

[Miss Shelby]

and who can eat just ONE deviled. Not I? My ceramic plate is white with purple flowers, I shit you not. I just brought a batch a week or two ago to work and Perry our housekeeper at the whole damn thing.

[lisarea]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

and who can eat just ONE deviled. Not I? My ceramic plate is white with purple flowers, I shit you not. I just brought a batch a week or two ago to work and Perry our housekeeper at the whole damn thing.

Please don't fire Perry for that. You'll never find another housekeeper named Perry!

Deviled eggs are one of those things that, for me, go from delicious to gross pretty quickly. I can really only eat one or maybe two tops before the revulsion kicks in.

Man, back in Denver, we a couple of times went to this Italian restaurant near the house that had "All you can eat spaghetti and meatballs" nights. Thing is, the first plate would be delicious, but then, subsequent plates would start tasting like bananas. No kidding, either. It's like they'd add progressively larger quantities of banana oil or something to the sauce to keep people from eating too much maybe. Or--and what I'm getting at here--is maybe they'd managed to formulate some kind of spaghetti sauce that had a cumulative banana taste, so that the more you ate, the more you tasted bananas.

That sure would be a thing, huh? If you could actually make food that did that? I like to think about that sometimes.

We called that place Bananaghetti's.

[Miss Shelby]

Perry's supervisor's name is Tequilla. No shit. I could never have that name, every time someone would say it, it would trigger me to do a shot.

I love your stories, lisarea. And you may have something there. At Spaghetti works, the allyoucaneatspagbuffet here-- I can woof a plate of beer cheese down and really believe I can go for another when it hits me that I cannot. And I never, ever order anything different.

[lisarea]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

Perry's supervisor's name is Tequilla. No shit. I could never have that name, every time someone would say it, it would trigger me to do a shot.

Or a big shoe dance!

Peewee Herman-The Tequila - YouTube

[SR71]

If I had a big platter of deviled eggs I'd throw 'em right on top of Breitbart's grave and stomp all over 'em.


Just kidding Ms. Shelby. At least you're trying to be a little personable.