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04-13-2012, 01:17 PM
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dialectical inappropriateness
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
The French are coming!
(Should we fight or run away?)
They've gone - I love you.
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04-13-2012, 02:03 PM
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Stoic Derelict
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
War and Peace?
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04-13-2012, 02:29 PM
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dialectical inappropriateness
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
 да товарищ!
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04-13-2012, 03:43 PM
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Stoic Derelict
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
OK, sorry if this is not Haiku, I didn't do that assignment. 
A stranger at home
He died at the last hour
Long scars in the earth
This might be kind of obscure, if it goes three guesses, I'll figure out a better book.
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04-13-2012, 09:10 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalo Town USA
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
BAMP I do not know this one, but I want someone else to guess.
It's not Stranger in a Strange Land, is it?
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04-13-2012, 11:31 PM
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ABBAB
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Slaughterhouse-Five?
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04-14-2012, 12:12 AM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalo Town USA
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Is it this TMZ story about Kim Kardashian?
COME BACK SR71! I AM CHEATING AT THIS GAME!
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04-14-2012, 12:53 AM
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Stoic Derelict
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Whoops, sorry, my Moms is visiting  . It was All Quiet on the Western Front. I cede the next Haiku to lisarea or Chuck, whichever one wins the fight. I reserve the right to post a better book and pome at some time in the distant future.
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04-14-2012, 04:30 AM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
OK. I went to Chuck's house and gave him a decisive beatdown.
Had a crazy dream,
Three days in the big city.
Met some big phonies.
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04-14-2012, 03:51 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yinzburgh
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
The Wizard of Oz?
Was thinking Catcher in the Rye, but didn't know about any crazy dream in that...
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04-14-2012, 04:32 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
No, it really is Catcher in the Rye.
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. And I look down and realize I'm not wearing pants. So I'm trying to act all cool about it, but the stupid pterodactyl keeps coming up under the table and pecking at my legs. Everyone's being polite and all, but I know they're seeing this.
So yeah, people who aren't racists sometimes use the word dream to mean a sort of fantasy or goal they want to accomplish someday. GOD ERIMIR. JUST UGH. GOD.
You win, though, white man. I hope you're really proud of yourself.
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04-14-2012, 05:17 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Fine then!
Bloody museum
The evil white one follows
Holy Grail's a kid
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04-14-2012, 05:56 PM
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poor shiftless lazy gay muslim welfare queen illegal immigrant unbeliever union member abortionist
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Florida
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
The Da Vinci Code 
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"All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind." -Adam Smith
Fool's Gold · The Lifestream · last.fm
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04-14-2012, 08:58 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Yup
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04-15-2012, 02:25 AM
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poor shiftless lazy gay muslim welfare queen illegal immigrant unbeliever union member abortionist
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Religion is a
Lie that helps some get through life
Oops, I froze the sea
yes, I realise that line spacing is absolutely atrocious. sue me
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"If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Czar himself." -Mikhail Bakunin
"All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind." -Adam Smith
Fool's Gold · The Lifestream · last.fm
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04-15-2012, 02:51 AM
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lagomorph lover
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: North Carolina
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Cat's Cradle
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04-15-2012, 03:47 AM
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lagomorph lover
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: North Carolina
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
I'm just going to assume I'm right. 
Holy moral bind,
Ratman! What could go wrong here?
Crap I’m dumb again.
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04-15-2012, 03:51 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Flowers for Algernon?
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04-15-2012, 03:52 AM
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lagomorph lover
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
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04-15-2012, 03:58 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
A paid vacation!
Is it just us
or is this house insane?
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04-15-2012, 01:37 PM
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Stoic Derelict
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
The Shining?
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04-15-2012, 01:49 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
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04-15-2012, 04:37 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
I'm not sure if it totally fits, but The Haunting of Hill House?
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04-15-2012, 04:48 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
Yes.
Why don't you think it fits?
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04-15-2012, 04:54 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Cliff's Notes Haiku
I couldn't remember if they got paid, so I put that in to deflect your merciless taunting in case they didn't.
OK, now I have to try to think of something again. I've only ever read like five books, so this is getting hard.
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