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10-26-2005, 07:40 PM
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Where will Crumb be?
Where will Crumb be?
Unfortunately Crumb will be involuntarily away from the internet for an indeterminent amount of time.
Why will Crumb be gone?
Crumb will be gone because Verizon is a company of incompetant bastardos that can't keep the internet piped to his door and won't give him free dial-up when they fail to do so.
What can I do?
Miss him greatly and shower him with gifts upon his return.
Anything other news about Crumb?
Yes, I'm glad you asked. He is waiting for a Volt recruiter to schedule an interview for him with a MS manager who seems to be interested. He may be taking the drive up to Redmond in the near future (i.e. Friday) for an interview.
What Can I do?
You can wish him luck, you unimaginitive asshat.
Why should I care about Crumb at all?
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10-26-2005, 07:47 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
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10-26-2005, 07:51 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
 Thank you sweet livkins. I still have some minutes of internet time left here at the library and for all I know my connection might snap back on at home any moment... or not. Until then I will be going through  withdrawals. Thank you for all the glomps.  Although next time I could do without the ones that proceed to eat my brains.
Crumb  livvy-divvy
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10-26-2005, 07:53 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Yeah, all that...
And, hey, what happened to the smiley polls? Did Crumb crap out before the grande finale?
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10-26-2005, 07:55 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Crumb has no fucking clue how to do the new smilies. Crumb has a problem finishing things.
This thread would have been a heck of a lot better if I had posted as Sammich. Damn. Oh well.
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10-26-2005, 07:55 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Aww, we will miss you dearly.  Shower you with gifts? How about small, nonsequential bills?
(does it matter if said bills are Monopoly money?)
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10-26-2005, 07:58 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
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Aww, we will miss you dearly. Shower you with gifts? How about small, nonsequential bills?
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 That is definitely acceptable, and I will also except large bills.
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(does it matter if said bills are Monopoly money?)
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 Monopoly money will not be acceptable.
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10-26-2005, 08:00 PM
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 Thank you sweet livkins. I still have some minutes of internet time left here at the library and for all I know my connection might snap back on at home any moment... or not. Until then I will be going through  withdrawals.
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I shall  and also liv Verizon.
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Thank you for all the glomps. Although next time I could do without the ones that proceed to eat my brains.
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But they're so deliciously sweet.
I humpedya first!
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10-26-2005, 08:02 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
You dirty rotten scoundrel. If this is a ploy to get attention, I'm going to... I'm going to... Well, I don't know what I'm going to do but it's going to be naughty, that's for sure. You don't have a laptop and a frequent flyer card from Starbucks? WTF, over?
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10-26-2005, 08:02 PM
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I humpedya first!
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Just returning the favor.
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10-26-2005, 08:04 PM
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You dirty rotten scoundrel. If this is a ploy to get attention, I'm going to... I'm going to... Well, I don't know what I'm going to do but it's going to be naughty, that's for sure. You don't have a laptop and a frequent flyer card from Starbucks? WTF, over?
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It is not a ploy to get attention. It is a genuine hardship that has the pleseant side effect og getting me attention.
I am poor Warren. I don't own a laptop and I don't drink coffee.
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10-26-2005, 08:04 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
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Unfortunately Crumb will be involuntarily away from the internet for an indeterminent amount of time. 
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You can wish him luck, you unimaginitive asshat.
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Hope it goes well!
See you on your return!
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10-26-2005, 08:05 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Thanks fragment. I hope you will see me before I depart.
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10-26-2005, 08:09 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Well, I think you're about to be poorer and I'm sorry to hear that. Don't forget you have friends here.
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10-26-2005, 08:10 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
If I get that job at MS I'll be swimming in the dough!
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10-26-2005, 08:33 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Oh no! I hope you're not away too long, Crumbles.
I hope you get your interview and good luck with it.
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10-26-2005, 08:48 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Poor Crumb, he sounds so sad
Some time without FF won't be so bad
He'll find a new job
and not be a slob
and when you return, we'll all be glad
Good Luck Crumb!
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10-26-2005, 08:53 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Well, good luck, Crumb. With everything.
Uhh ... man, Legs' sig* is really distracting. I'm gonna ... uh, go do something now.
*witch #26 at the moment
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Last edited by Shake; 10-26-2005 at 08:54 PM.
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10-26-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
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Crumb has no fucking clue how to do the new smilies. Crumb has a problem finishing things.
This thread would have been a heck of a lot better if I had posted as Sammich. Damn. Oh well.
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Awww...gee, Crumb. I was just trying to tell you, in my uniquely curmudgeonly way, that I'll miss you if you're gone.
(So that's all that's left, the new smilies? Hmmmm....)
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10-26-2005, 09:40 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
I guess the miserable bastards at Verizon aren't all that bad. I am back up and running and they gave me a $6 credit. I guess I will wait before I post that the sky is falling next time.
Suddenly the dim and previously impenitrable darkness that was my future has begun to brighten. I have two interviews scheduled for tomorrow with two different groups at MS.  Wish me luck. I am going to need it.
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10-26-2005, 09:54 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Of course, I wish you luck but I doubt you'll need it. Just win them over with your sophistication and charm.
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10-26-2005, 09:55 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Yeah right.
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10-26-2005, 10:11 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
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I guess the miserable bastards at Verizon aren't all that bad. I am back up and running and they gave me a $6 credit.
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Suddenly the dim and previously impenitrable darkness that was my future has begun to brighten. I have two interviews scheduled for tomorrow with two different groups at MS.  Wish me luck. I am going to need it.
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Good luck. You're going to rock their worlds, I just know it.
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10-26-2005, 10:19 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
You mean you're not leaving after all?
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10-26-2005, 10:36 PM
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Re: Where will Crumb be?
Glad you are back on track, Crumb!
 with all the job prospects.
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