As my wife will tell you, I often have many great ideas on how to improve the world around us. However, I realize traditional political structures impose too many limitations for me to implement most if not all of my ideas. So I have come up with a new office, called World Emperor, which will once I have become World Emperor, grant me the power needed to get these things done. In much the same way that Julius Caesar saw that stupidity was ruining the world in his day and one man needed to take...

Once upon a time, on a Friday night within the first month of my joining the , Watser? and I were on Skype. We were discussing some stupidity or another going on in the world and I gave my typical response, "We're all just a bunch of monkeys". But then I got to thinking... out loud to Watser? of course ... well, I'm obviously a monkey too but I'm also a lot like . :think2: Then, suddenly... ! "I know! I'm a Tiggermonkey! Yeah! That's...

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