Well, now it isn't. I hope you didn't come here expecting any sort of fantastic diatribe or compelling revelation into the workings of the universe.

I can talk about Diatribe, of course, or maybe Red Temple Spirits or Pagans, or possibly even A Certain Ratio. I know music, so I might just do that. Plus it'll get Ymir's blood and Watser? to comment and recommend more music. It just might be a diabolical plan in the making.

But for right now I'm happily sitting at...