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My buns are the best!

Posted 09-03-2007 at 10:08 AM by slimshady2357

It's true, Sou tells me so. They may not be perfectly round and they're definitely not firm, but they do smell delicious. Seriously, one whiff of my soft, scrumptious buns and you'll want to take a big bite out of them. They're 2/3 brown and 1/3 white even though the sun rarely caresses their supple skin.

I make them in our Morphy Richards Breadmaker, which was worth every penny. You have to shape them and bake them in the oven, but the breadmaker turns the various ingredients into...
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When I become World Emperor, Part 1

Posted 09-02-2007 at 07:34 AM by Kyuss Apollo

As my wife will tell you, I often have many great ideas on how to improve the world around us. However, I realize traditional political structures impose too many limitations for me to implement most if not all of my ideas. So I have come up with a new office, called World Emperor, which will once I have become World Emperor, grant me the power needed to get these things done. In much the same way that Julius Caesar saw that stupidity was ruining the world in his day and one man needed to take...
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How The Onliest Tiggermonkey Was Born

Posted 09-02-2007 at 01:10 AM by Shelli
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Once upon a time, on a Friday night within the first month of my joining the :ffshiny: , Watser? and I were :chatphon: on Skype. We were discussing some stupidity or another going on in the world and I gave my typical response, "We're all just a bunch of monkeys". But then I got to thinking... out loud to Watser? of course :giggle: ... well, I'm obviously a monkey too but I'm also a lot like :tigger: . :think2: Then, suddenly... :idea2: ! "I know! I'm a Tiggermonkey! Yeah! That's...
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The World According To Testuser

Posted 09-01-2007 at 10:06 PM by testuser

On the Internet, nobody can tell you're a test user.
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