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How does chaos theory "go"? Enlighten me, O professor. What is a strange attractor? Sorry, I was a bit rude. How many dimensions does it have? Start with Lorenz, Roessler, or Chua's attractor and explain. I'm all ears. And drunk. I've even downloaded the latest electronic chaotic attractors from the Chinese air force, no joke. I have some that go up to 75 MHz at least. I watch them on a three-colored oscilloscope while you explain all the details. And explain to me how they map one time dimension into four-momentum and Minkowski space.