Oh man, Wayne Stewart is here and discussing existential passage. That is well and truly awesome. Thus does a thread born of peacegirl's stupidity and dishonesty continue producing worthwhile discussions and information. God is good indeed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivisectus
You are a slow learner, Maturin.
|
It's true. My germinal substance is defective.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivisectus
Saying that Homosexuality is one of the problems that will be solved by letting young people fall in love with one anothers genitals the way God intended them to is not bigoted, because Seymour was an unbigoted person who was the only person in the 60's and 70's who did not call black people niggers.
|
I stand corrected! I totes forgot that the Holy Book is self-proving, not to mention the glorious God-given fact that "very young" boys and goils fall in love with sexual organs rather than actual human beings.
I also forgot how Lessantology completely does away with premarital sex. How, you ask? Why, through the miracle of idiosyncratic redefinition of course. When the word "marriage" is redefined as synonymous with sex ("same difference" in the words of the Anointed One), having sex is automatically a marriage! To the extent premarital sex was a problem at all, problem solved!
I know, the system may look a bit clunky. For instance, if marriage and sex are synonymous, then the "marriage" ends when the rumpy pumpy is over and doesn't resume until the rumpy pumpy recommences. Buy hey, who are we to question God's plan?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivisectus
Thus, anything he said about homosexuals was unbigoted by default: it is probably for their own good that Seymour proposed to cure them.
|
I agree. If
ipso facto inerrancy is good enough for God's holy yet 100% nonreligious prophet on Earth, it's good enough for me!
And I'm sure that in wanting to cure homosexuality, Seymour was in no wise like unto the "pray away the gay" male Christian fundy preachers who so often find that their weiners have accidentally become stuck in the bummy-wums of male prostitutes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivisectus
Besides, we have recently discovered the book is the Word of God, and perfect. So really you are calling God a bigot! This is very arrogant of you. Fortunately it is not arrogant of PG and Lessans to claim this: you see, Lessans was very humble as well as unbigoted, so anything he claimed or wrote must also be humble.
|
Yes, I am indeed calling God a bigot. However, the fact that God Himself exhibits such bigotry automatically means that bigotry is A-OK! I'm gonna go oppress me a colored boy right now!
