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Old 10-03-2013, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyShea View Post
5 Benefits Of Having A Smart And Successful Husband

1. A Smart, Successful Husband Helps Your Ego
You bet your ass that my future husband will be a success in whatever he does and you can guarantee I’m going to be happy for him. Hell, I’ll even brag about it. Your husband did some sort of yoga in a 100 degree room today? Mine saved lives. Your husband got his nails done? So did mine, in between landing major accounts. Your husband posted the hundredth picture of your dog on Facebook? Mine posted an article he wrote and it went viral. Your husband is there for his looks? Mine’s there for his brain and he’s better looking on top of it.

2. A Smart, Successful Husband Helps Your Career
Dumb arm candy might impress your boss with his tight jeans, but smart arm candy will impress your boss and more importantly, her husband. There are always guys who you can show off at events and dinners, but if a guy can’t show you off as well through his looks AND his impeccable conversation skills you’re not going to get that invite from the boss’s husband to her house for dinner, which gets you into the boss’s social circle, which gets you that promotion to the big leagues. Not to mention that if you’re in any sort of business, your husband's company, coworkers, boss, PhD professor, and everyone in his social circle is a potential personal or business relationship. Married life is rough enough without the ability for your husband to throw great parties and cookouts that couples actually want to come to.
That shit is all me, yo.
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