I just made a huge batch of dog food! (This batch is chicken breasts, chicken livers, brown rice, broccoli, and a couple handsful of other vegetables.)
Sometimes, I'll spend a whole bunch of time in the kitchen doing foundational cooking, like making chicken stock and things like that, so I'll do all this cooking and then I'm like "LOL surprise! No dinner! Go get me a burrito!"
That's pretty hilarious, but this is even better, because not only is there nothing for humangs to eat for dinner, but the house is really stinky to boot. Smells like fresh-cooked dog food.
The dogs really really like it, though, and it's cutting down on our ridiculously huge pet food bills, so