About that first photo, of a world that peacegirl, in her sad and embarrassing ignorance, never even knew we landed on, below is a photo of one of its wondrous hydrocarbon lakes:
And behold, a hydrocarbon river! In a world of hydrocarbon rain. The river is 200 miles long, and is said to resemble the Nile.
These wondrous discoveries were made possible by people who paid no attention at all to a billiard hustler with delusions of grandeur.