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Originally Posted by davidm
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Live as it happened on the Internet: the refutation of Seymour Lessans’ “ideas.”
The following is the original teletype transcript of the historic breaking news of the refutations of Seymour Lessans’ stupid ideas: (With apologies to here.)
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PRECEDE LESSANS
FREETHOUGHT-FORUM FEB 22 (INS)--THREE THOUSAND REFUTATIONS WERE FIRED AT SEYMOUR LESSANS’ MORONIC IDEAS IN DOWNTOWN FF.
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LESSANS’S IDEAS SERIOUSLY WOUNDED
PERHAPS SERIOUSLY
PERHAPS FATALLY BY REFUTATIONS
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1ST LEAD DRUBBING
FREETHOUGHT-FORUM, FEB.22 (INS)—SEYMOUR LESSANS’S IDEAS WERE CUT DOWN BY REFUTATIONSAS AS THEY TOURED DOWNTOWN FREETHOUGHT FORUM IN AN OPEN THREAD TODAY.
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1ST ADD 1ST LEAD REFUTATION FRETHOUGHT FORUM (9N FFXXTODAY
THE MORON, HIS LIMP IDEAS CRADLED IN THE ARMS OF HIS DAUGHTER, PEACEGIRL, WAS RUSHED TO DUSTBIN OF HISTORY. LADY SHEA, A REFUTER ASSIGNED TO LESSANS, SAID OF HIS IDEAS, “THEY’RE DEAD," AS THE MORONIC IDEAS WERE LIFTED FROM THE REAR OF THE FAMOUS LESSANS BUBBLEGUM BRAIN. LESSANS’ IDEAS WERE RUSHED TO AN EMERGENCY BURIAL.
FF OFFICALS WERE IN DOUBT AS THE CORRIDORS OF THE FORUM MESSAGE BOARD ERUPTED IN PANDEMONIUM.
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FREETHOUGHT-FORUM, FEB.22 (INS )-- SEYMOUR LESSANS’ IDEAS WERE SHOT DOWN TODAY JUST AS PEACEGIRL’S THREAD LEFT THE REALM OF SANITY. PEACEGIRL JUMPED UP AND GRABBED LESSANS' ASTUTE OBSERVATIONS. SHE CRIED, "OH,NO. PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND." THE THREAD SPED ON.
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Oh my GODDDD, this just shows the threat this discovery poses. The stronger the resistance, the more I know this knowledge is making a dent. The problem is that it completely destroys Davidm' worldview to such a degree that he will have to start all over again. He can't accept that, so he writes satires in order to quell his angst. It does just that for awhile, but not for long. He actually wants to believe that the people who are known to be the scientists in physics are the ONLY disseminators of truth. BULLSHIT! This has him completely stuck in his own little world while trying to discredit Lessans with obnoxious behavior. But it won't work David. You will be left behind if you don't buckle up your bootstraps and listen to his valid observations.
