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Will the Bashing Ever End?
Only When Science Steps In and Takes These Claims Seriously, New Study Shows

FREETHOUGHT-FORUM (Internet News Service) – The bashing will never end unless science steps in and takes these claims seriously, informed sources reported on Saturday.

“Unless science steps in and takes seriously claims about light and sight that scientists have known to be false for hundreds of years precisely because of science, then the bashing will never end,” observed the message board analyst E. Mota Kahn of the RAND Corporation.

Not only will the bashing continue, experts agreed, but the whipping at the post and the nailing to a cross will both continue as well.

There will also be continuous mob actions, lemming-like behavior, and a variety of posters will continue to spoil it for everyone.

In other news, the species of intellectual work known as “Lessans” has for the first time been placed within a clade on a phylogenetic tree. Dr. Zoe Ology of the University of Toronto explained that Lessans and related species evolved in an “intellectually arid zone” which introduced strong selective pressures for stupidity.

Lessans, Dr. Ology added, is most closely related to the intellectual species lackwit, with other close relatives consisting of fucksticks, asshats, slackjaws, daffydoodles and dumdums. Dr. Ology noted that it was unfortunate that Lessans had been introduced into the Freethought-Forum intellectual niche, because there “It’s maladaptive.”