I'm gonna PS first because I forgot to say I made that puttanesca almost exactly like you said. I forgot the kind of olives you said when I was at the store, so I just did Kalamatas like regular. And it was real good, so thank you for your livius drusus puttanesca! I just didn't want you to think this was going to be like with the turnips.
But back to the real topic of this thrad:
Someone Ate This
I feel like maybe you don't even need the recipes for most of these because you can just recreate them visually. (BTW, there are a couple or few things on there that I think might be green chili, which always looks unfortunate even though it's awesome. Most of it, though, is just inexcusable.)
I had no idea that hot dog salads were such a thing.
And no, I don't feel bad about laughing at people's terrible food, because I have decided that most of them are probably MRAs or something.