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Old 11-27-2014, 04:07 PM
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Default Re: Let's plan Thanksgiving!

I went to bed last night fully intending to spatchcock the turkey, then I woke up this morning, jabbed feebly at it with my terrible broken poultry scissors, and decided to just cook it the dumb way as usual.

Next year: Make an appointment with my friend who knows how to do this stuff. This isn't even something I particularly want to be able to do.

Other memo to myself: Get some working poultry scissors. The only thing my current ones are effective for is pissing me off.
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