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Originally Posted by Clutch Munny

Well, this one's like clubbing baby seals, but:

Make sure your dad is head of the CIA, vice-president, and president. Then, get given a series of positions in businesses for which you hold neither talent nor interest, lurch from one incompetence to another, putting each company you touch into the crapper. Emerge richer from each disaster thanks to super-corporations who want your dad's influence. Your personal enrichment may have to slow down for a few years while you work at a public salary in order to funnel vast wealth back to your benefactors by destroying your country's economy and reputation and the sovereignty of various other nations. But you can go back to your preferred job as massively overcompensated shill soon enough.

Boring