[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Thread of a bunch of Muslims (and friends) exchanging bad puns.

Me: So there’s these Mullahs who detest music so much, they wrote a fatwa that says “playing music makes you non-Muslim”

Wife: Really?

Me: Yeah & now they label all musicians with a new word

Wife: What?

Me: In-fiddle�� #DadJokes

Wife: �� [leaves room]

— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) November 13, 2018