[Ari]

tactically morons

I do not want to have to run back out to the car to grab an AR, because that's time lost. Hopefully we'll never need it, but I want my guys to be as prepared as prepared can be."

So there I was, pulled up to the school after getting reports of an attack, slowly get out of the car and mosey on down to the office, and omg I hear shots, the report wasn’t a lie, and for some reason I’ve left my rifle back in the car even though its where I keep my testes. Why it would be a waste of time to make the quick dash back through safe territory to gain a weapon, I should head deeper into the school where we’ve placed the supply drop. I hit B to crouch roll around the corners as I hold the key that can access the safe of weapons, the PBX130, mass printed and issued to all in the sheriffs agency, only this key, often purchasable online, can gain access to a weapon, more ammo and the breaching tools I will need to break down students barricaded in their classes on the next level.

(Most fire/safety things behind lock and key use a pretty simple key common to the region, so that fire fighters don’t have to fumble through keys, sometimes local law enforcement even thinks these keys are protected secrets and not easily to make and purchasable online. There’s a good chance they are going to make the safe accessible in some way to a common emergency key.)