This joke is really old. I probably already posted it in this thread even, but it's one of my favorites.
A pious man was hiking in the woods when he was set upon by a hungry bear. The man, with no hope of overpowering or outrunning the bear, dropped to his knees and began desperately praying. "Dear Lord, please let this bear find religion!"
The bear stopped charging immediately and fell to its knees in front of the man.
"Dear Lord, I thank you for this bounty I am about to receive..."
It's fun to tell this one to God-fearing people because it seems like maybe it's going to be rude (especially coming from me) but then it ends up sweet.
