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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Seymour also advised that all sexual conduct other than old-fashioned, down-home, country-style p-in-v intercourse with intent to procreate is "perversion," but - and this is very important - not in the derogatory sense.
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He was writing in accordance with the times he was living. People used that word because they believed that anyone who deviated from the missionary position was a pervert. He was trying to show that using dirty words and all the rest would help keep marriages together. Why are you lying through your teeth? |
It's disheartening, though unsurprising, to see that your comprehension of the Authentic Text is so spectacularly deficient. Of course, it is not for me to correct you. That thankless task falls to the True Steward of Seymour Lessans's intellectual legacy. He is likely at work 1 right now, but will no doubt provide the necessary correction as time allows.
1In the virtually certain event you don't understand what that entails, please let me know and I will explain. |
As always, Citizen Doctor, you expound the Authentic Text accurately and exquisitely. This goes to the heart of the Butt Stuff Injunction. It is why Harry fucked Mary in the ass, and equally why Harry fucked Mary in the ass no more forever. It is an integral thread of the great conceptual tapestry that unites the Butt Stuff Injunction, the Grass on the Field Axiom, and, to a lesser extent, the Surreptitious Aphrodisiac Theorem.
Of course, as the Authentic Text says: "When a girl accepts a date she is extending an invitation, and if she is not prepared to go all the way without contraception she had better not accept." (The wisdom here is amazing.)
Just as once Harry turned Mary around, we who interpret the Authentic Text step back to observe the whole tapestry, without blame from peacegirl. |
The same old garbage. Nothing has changed so it’s time for me to go. Unfortunately, the time I spent here I’ll never get back.
