From AP: "Pilots Complain About Cheney's Airspace"
I agree, he takes up entirely too much room. Let's cut off his supply!
AP: "Next 'Apprentice' to Be Shot in Calif."
Ouch!
AFP: "Tropical storm brings unprecedented damage to Canaries"
Aww, poor Woodstock!
Reuters: "Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks"
OK that wasn't unintentionally funny, but it
totally made me crack up.
Heh, I said "crack" in the context of a headline about buttocks. Heh heh heh. 