[Dingfod]

I'm on the shortlist for Assistant Whitehouse Trashcan cleaner-outer. I've got the inside track on it, I gave big money to the DNC. If I had given as much money to the Bush campaign four years ago, I'd have been on the Tin Star donors list, and be ambassador to Bumfukistan or something right now, but Dems don't work it that way, they actually want you to be qualified for something.