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Originally Posted by Clutch Munny
You two are clearly just lying about not being virgins, and covering for it.
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Well, I never. When did I ever say I wasn't a virgin?!?!?!
Excuse my hamhanded segue to a story about One of the Most Baffling Personal Encounters I've Had.
I'm walking out of a store with my then-about-ten-year-old LM and a friend of his, and this lady with a really thick I think Chinese accent comes up to me with this clipboard and starts talking something about signing this virginity pledge, which she shows me. And I'm like, "Whu? You want them to sign this?" and she says no, she wants ME to sign it.
I totally shoulda.