[wei yau]

Interestingly enough, neither Heaven nor Hell has any vested interest in baseball. It's the whole steroid thing, it really ruins the game for both of us.

We did try to get an intramural softball league running a few years back. That was an unmitigated disaster. The flaming swords of the Heavenly Hosts kept igniting the ball when hit. When the Infernal Furies proposed using the decapitated heads of sinners...well, let's just say that didn't go over too well.

So, out of the professional sports, hockey is definitely Heavenly. For obvious reasons, we can't get a rink functioning in Hell (we might have to talk to the folks over in Anaheim about the logistics of that, I love them Mighty Ducks). That leaves Hell with NASCAR, which works out quite well for us (it's the gas fumes, y'know).

And despite appearances, golf is NOT hell.