986,738 Good grief, people. Stop fuckin' up the numbers!
(I'm not even sure I have it right myself.)
Anyway, y'all can keep yer alcoholic beverages. The best thing my houseguests did for me this long weekend was share their most excellent weed. They also gifted me with a nifty device they called a "sneak-a-toke".
So ... I wish I was home with my kind bud ...
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