[Dingfod]

The old saying is that there only two sure things, death and taxes. That's just not true. You absolutely do not have to pay any taxes at all. All you have to do to accomplish this is not work and not buy anything. It's legal and simple, sleep on your friend's sofa or in a cardboard box under the viaduct, mooch all your food from others, get free medical care at the emergency rooms of charity hospitals, get free food and clothing from the various governmental and charitable organizations. If you do earn any money, make sure it's under the table, the same for your purchases. The IRS cannot do anything to you for not paying taxes on money you don't earn and the local government cannot do anything to tax you on money you don't spend. Simple, huh? Refusal to participate in the economy altogether is the ultimate protest against everything modern capitalist society stands for, including war and the death penalty.