my first act of benovance
So I was driving home at night in the cold. And I almost hit a large steel square storm drain grate in the middle of the lane. I stop the car, turn on the hazard lights, back up, and get out. I don't know how it got there, but this grate is three inches thick and three feet long on each. So I dragged that thing back into the mouth of the catch basin and kicked it into place. Anyone could have hit it, crashed into a tree killing their kids, or careened into a homeless man. So after I thought about that, I changed my mind and dragged it back into the road. Just kidding, I left it in the catch basin.
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