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Originally Posted by Darren
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Originally Posted by Farren
you could die by choking on a pretzel and pretzels are legal!
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 And so they should be legal!
I think we should start a National Pretzel Association (NPA). Our slogan could be:
"Pretzels don't kill people, people.... oh damn" |
Pretzels have no utility value except for choking, they are almost 100% carbohydrates, empty calories, valueless. I cannot count how many times I've jabbed a hole in the roof of my mouth with the sharp point of a broken pretzel, they should be outlawed and the grain they are made with fed to the animals I'm going to shoot and eat instead.