Now I know why my bristles are all splayed.
So how long before they biblically justify the surgical and painless removal, at birth, of those nasty little pleasure buttons and what-have-you?
The Onion had a most brilliant article in it's archives regarding a young couple in their twenties marrying and having sex for the first time. It was gut-bustingly hilarious. But, alas, The Onion needs me to become a paid member to have access to those archives now.
So, anyway, how do I go about getting a new toothbrush? I already
floss.
