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Originally Posted by Clutch Munny
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Believe it or not, I came across (not literally) a moment or two of "The Simple Life" whilst channel-surfing last night. (On Bravo, I should add: so much for your initial lofty cultural pretensions, Moses Znaimer.)
Paris and the other vacuous, idiotic bint were interrogating a young gentleman on a sofa, who had dark hair and a reddish Dizzy Gillespie-style jazz tuft beneath his lower lip. Inferring that the hair dye was applied upstairs and not down, Paris inquired as to whether the gentleman had a "firecrotch," by which I assume she was referring to his genital area and the appurtenant hirsuteness thereof.