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Originally Posted by JackDog
Does this make me sick? That's a personal opinion, but if you do feel that way, a lot of other things that I've done and still do will make you hate me even more.
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Hate you? You've got to be kidding. That story was solid Intarweb gold. The only question is, how to respond in a manner worthy of the post. Bide a moment, this requires a bit of prep.

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- Now your username makes a lot more sense, at least.
- Hey, the bitch was obviously asking for it.
- I'll never look at that Volkswagen commercial with the Weimeraners the same way again.
- I'll also think twice before believing that so-called "puppy love" is as innocent as everyone claims.
- So, does Pro-Wormer 2(TM) make a good lube?
- Now I understand your position on age of consent laws. A 12-year-old canine is damned near elderly. If anything, you're being way too conservative.
- Don't worry so much about condemnation from fellow Netizens. Such judgment is much like a farmer, while screwing a sheep (i.e., putting his dick to good ewes), looking over at the stablehand sucking off a ram, and saying, "Ew, that's sick."
(I suppose I missed this first time around because it was an angryBS thread. Given the generic, predictable nature of his posts, I had no idea it would generate a response so ... unique.)